.... But I realize that's a cop out. So here are some fun facts:
My name is Jenn!
I once worked as a laborer doing demolition as a summer job.
I love fall best out of all the seasons.
I prefer writing with sharpies.
Fresh notebooks and sketchbooks make me happy.
I randomly quote Futurama.
Artichokes are oddly important to me.
Since my mom figured out gchat, we talk daily.
I am legitimately phobic of snakes. It's awful.
I don't hate much, so when I find something I dislike I usually cling to it so I don't like EVERYTHING.
I started playing fantasy football because most of my coworkers are men and it's good fodder for the water cooler...My team came in second!
I really love flossing.
Fun Facts- The Sequel:
Scallops are the best.
The d string is my favorite.
I have the slightest tinge of OCD- whenever I leave the house I have to check twice to make sure the stove is off and my hair straightener is unplugged.
I love cloudy days.
I really do want world peace.
I'm trying to create the randomest obituary ever.
Writing the lamest "really good at" response ever.
I'm quiet at first, but after a few interactions people are usually surprised at my sense of humor and depth.
... that's what she said.
Movies: Braveheart, Fight Club, Princess Bride, Labyrinth, When Harry met Sally, Anchorman
Shows: Big Bang Theory, Castle, True Blood, Battlestar Galactica, Dollhouse, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Dexter, Fringe
Music: Grooveshark's Indie radio channel, Aerosmith, Mumford and Sons, Florence and the Machine, Adele, Opeth, almost anything really. Oh! Except: Guster, Jack Johnson, and more than two Dave Matthews Band songs in a row.
Food: I love food. The best kinds are homemade pizza, hole in the wall mexican, green curry with brown rice, ice cream, and lots of wine (red when it's cool, white when it's hot). I like home brewed beer, too.
An intelligent, portable telephone
Maps. This girl has zero sense of direction. Case in point: every time I get out of the elevator at work I turn the wrong way down the hallway. I've worked in this office for over two years.
1. You have a job and are happy with your life.
2. You like to carry 2 or 3 separate conversations at the same time.
3. You thought you would be a paleontologist when you grew up.
4. You are a paleontologist.
5. You give a f*ck about the oxford comma.
6. You discovered something awesome today and want to tell me about it!