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My self-summary
Paragraphs are not for people!

.... But I realize that's a cop out. So here are some fun facts:

My name is Jenn!
I once worked as a laborer doing demolition as a summer job.
I love fall best out of all the seasons.
I prefer writing with sharpies.
Fresh notebooks and sketchbooks make me happy.
I randomly quote Futurama.
Artichokes are oddly important to me.
Since my mom figured out gchat, we talk daily.
I am legitimately phobic of snakes. It's awful.
I don't hate much, so when I find something I dislike I usually cling to it so I don't like EVERYTHING.
I started playing fantasy football because most of my coworkers are men and it's good fodder for the water cooler...My team came in second!
I really love flossing.
And zombies.

Fun Facts- The Sequel:

Scallops are the best.
The d string is my favorite.
I have the slightest tinge of OCD- whenever I leave the house I have to check twice to make sure the stove is off and my hair straightener is unplugged.
I love cloudy days.
I really do want world peace.
I'm trying to create the randomest obituary ever.
What I’m doing with my life
Exploring Chicago and sticking by the old staples: reading, writing, drawing, cooking, walking and walking and walking, and spending time with friends and family.
I’m really good at
laughing, listening, designing, picking up new hobbies, and being a friend.

Writing the lamest "really good at" response ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
50% of the time- my eyes. The other 50% of the time - about 12 inches below my eyes. Which two are noticed first is usually determined by which sex is doing the noticing. :P

I'm quiet at first, but after a few interactions people are usually surprised at my sense of humor and depth.

... that's what she said.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ender's Game, A song of ice and fire series, coffee table books, John Patterson books if I'm on vacation.

Movies: Braveheart, Fight Club, Princess Bride, Labyrinth, When Harry met Sally, Anchorman

Shows: Big Bang Theory, Castle, True Blood, Battlestar Galactica, Dollhouse, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Dexter, Fringe

Music: Grooveshark's Indie radio channel, Aerosmith, Mumford and Sons, Florence and the Machine, Adele, Opeth, almost anything really. Oh! Except: Guster, Jack Johnson, and more than two Dave Matthews Band songs in a row.

Food: I love food. The best kinds are homemade pizza, hole in the wall mexican, green curry with brown rice, ice cream, and lots of wine (red when it's cool, white when it's hot). I like home brewed beer, too.
The six things I could never do without
Friends & fam
A paperback
An intelligent, portable telephone
Maps. This girl has zero sense of direction. Case in point: every time I get out of the elevator at work I turn the wrong way down the hallway. I've worked in this office for over two years.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Puns, making friends happy, life, fiddles, traveling, and snakes.
On a typical Friday night I am
with my friends. Either hanging out at one of our houses cooking, drinking, and laughing, or out and about in the city. Otherwise I am designing something great!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Pants are for suckers when home alone.
You should message me if
This is not requirements documentation, folks. Say hi!

1. You have a job and are happy with your life.
2. You like to carry 2 or 3 separate conversations at the same time.
3. You thought you would be a paleontologist when you grew up.
4. You are a paleontologist.
5. You give a f*ck about the oxford comma.
6. You discovered something awesome today and want to tell me about it!