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My self-summary
I notice a lot of profiles get deleted before I can reply. Are men having such good luck that they disable/delete their profiles so quickly? Is this normal guys?

Moving through the motions of life with the universe on my side and the moon shining lazily upon me.
Sometimes I can be a dick. A funny dick.
I'm lucky.
I'm terrible at math.
I don't get sarcasm and sometimes fail at understanding.
I have an amazingly wonderful family and friends who adore me.
I find the good in people.
I get giddy around kind people.
I'm a nurturer.
I'm creative and extremely visual.
I like appropriate shoes with ones attire.
My olfactory is intense; it sometimes offends me. In other words, my nose knows your business.
I don't lie because I'm terrible at it.
I enjoy dark, intense, thought provoking movies.
I sew.
I'm [sometimes] active but lucky in shape.
I am sensual and appreciate a partner comfortable with themselves in the bedroom.
I'm more kind to those in the customer service industry than most [I think].
I never forget to say, please & thank you.
I don't like crossing the street unless I'm at a corner.
I like hand holding.
I am pheromone driven, not cologne driven.

I'm freaking awesome, but fair is fair to say; I suffer from anxiety.
Oh, and I set the algorithms off in order to get in your head.


Let's adore one another.


- baggage is in your closet whether you admit it or not (unless you're 7)
- if you're not immediatly attracted to someone it's going to take at least 6 months to see if the other bits jive.
- if you're still blaming other people for shit, get a therapist.
- crying is not a sign of weakness.
- yes, not replying to a text makes you a dick.
- I won't try to fix you.
What I’m doing with my life
Striving to keep a contant state of happy.
Working at a notforprofit fulfilling job .
Being there for friends in need.
Always looking out for others.
Avoiding driving in the city.
Building my 401K.
Loving animals.
Sewing things.
Seeking love.
I’m really good at
Letting people I love, know I love them.
Writing & sending letters snailmail.
Crafting from recycled material.
Telling a good animated story.
Composition in photography.
Complimenting strangers.
Loving my kitty cat.
Giving affection.
Finding money.
Being alone.
Being kind.
The first things people usually notice about me
My name. It's Michael.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies - Blue Velvet, Happiness, Delicatessen, Mary & Max.
Books - Non fiction.
Massive picture books of photography and art.
Music - Down tempo. Female artists. Lounge & Cocktail vinyl.
Food - If it stinks, I probably won't eat it.
Six things I could never do without
Healthy mind.
Mom and Dad.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What other people might be thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Coming home from work and entertaining my cat with string and stuffed mice. Eating a meal. Reading a book. Taking a bath. Watching a netflix movie. Calling my mother. Crafting/Sewing.

You can sprinkle in an after work dinner with a friend here and there or going out of town all together but my Friday nights are pretty much an evening that ends the work week all destined for relaxation.

Happy Friday evenings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I fart every morning. Toot toot.
You should message me if
You're a positive person.
You're kind.
You're creative.
You like yourself.
You are disgustingly handsome and just have to have me on your arm for an evening out.
The two of us