TimNP61278
38 Albany, United States
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My self-summary
I'm Timothy. I am 38 years old, single white male. I'm 5' 7"-ish, and weigh around 290-300 lbs. I have hazel eyes and dark brown hair. My heritage is Italian, Irish, & French. My I.Q. test gave me a range of 103-112.

(((Based on my Alignment test here on OKCUPID, I'm listed as a:
----CHAOTIC GOOD--- person. Examples of such persons are: Austin Powers, Captain Kirk, Robin Hood, Zorro, and Han Solo))).

My Personality Test was listed as: ENTJ -- "The Commander" look it up here if you want to learn more about my personality:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ENTJ

I was born & raised in Massachusetts & New Hampshire. I graduated with my high school diploma, in 1997, then worked full time at a retail store til I was 24-25, then moved down here to Georgia with my Father and Mother, after they began having money issues with the house mortgage we had in N.H.. Been here in GA ever since.

I'm a cuddler. I love both being cuddled and giving cuddles. Even more around the fall & winter time. I can give amazing back & foot massages. I also love to comb a woman's hair after her shower, and I can do a decent braid of a woman's hair when it's dry. ((When I was a teenager, I had a teen friend who taught me how to do this .)) I love banter, flirting, giving/receiving tickles, light horse play. I like curvy and voluptuous women, but I don't mind if they have a smaller body type. I love a woman who is affectionate, and truly a caring individual. I like to have someone in my life, that knows how to cook proper meals so I can be able to lose weight and keep it off. I just want someone that'll help me grow, and be not only my love, but my best friend.

BTW, I AM A MOVIE BUFF, and will occasionally throw out random quote from a movie, if the timing is just right.

If you like what you read, please message me. I'll do my best to respond as quickly as I can. Just to let you know, if I'm not attracted to you, I don't want you to give up hope, just because I may have turned you down. There is always someone for everybody. So good luck and happy OKC'ing.
What I’m doing with my life
If I had a few/several million dollars, I'd be living it better I'll tell you that. I'd be working on a way to make a good business, where I'd be the boss, and building a place that was not only available for the adults but the kiddos as well. Like an Arcade/Billiard (pool) hall, with a big dance hall area that could be both for roller skating, or dancing. Not only that but have like a really good restaurant on the side, that served not only hot dogs, hamburgers and pizza, but birthday cakes and dinner meals too. I just want to live a happy healthy life, and have a place that could bring people together, all year long, to have a great time, and socialize together about the good old days. Even have a D.J. play great music that I we will choose together, for everyone to listen to, while they eat, drink and game on.
I’m really good at
~working with computers (MS-DOS & Windows 98/XP/Vista/7/8)
~Taking photos with my SLR, digital and digital SLR cameras.
~playing Videogames (Atari 2600 ---> Xbox 360)
~reading books/stories (Creepypasta, SFW & NSFW, Erotica, novels)
~writing Stories (Short & Long/Fiction & Non-Fiction)
~Writing poems/poetry.
~bargaining with Vendors at the fleamarket
~Making breakfast in the morning
The first things people usually notice about me
my smile and my eyes. and I'm very sweet and outgoing. I have a very nice singing voice.

(((And no I'm not Asian, or Hawaiian, or Chinese. ))) If I haf tou, I weel smacka yo face!!! AH_SO!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(BOOKS) Authors:
H.G. Wells, Stephen King, Margaret Wander Bonanno, Mark Twain, Wayland Drew, David Hagberg, S. M. Stirling, Joanna Maritime Woolfolk

(MOVIES)
South Park, Repossessed, Ghostbusters, MysteryMen, Goonies, Top Secret, Young Frankenstein, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Fifth Element, TRON, The Matrix Trilogy, Naked Gun, Shoot'em Up, X-Men, Super Mario Bros., Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas, Big Trouble In Little China, Terminator (plus many many many more)

(MUSIC)
I have way too much to mention, but here is the genres I love:
50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, 2000's and Current. Plus Instrumental, Classical, Bollywood, Soundtracks, DJ mash-up's and remixes, House, Trance, & Techno.

(FOOD)
[Breakfast] My all time favorite is: Waffles OR pancakes, Eggs, Toast, Sausage, hash-browns, Corn-beef Hash, French-toast, Crepes.

[Lunch] For sandwiches I like: PB & J. Tuna Fish, Ham & Cheese, Turkey, BLT, Grill Cheese with Tomato soup, Chicken soup,

[Dinner] Usually a great Steak with mashed Potatoes and Corn, Peas, or Green Beans does me well. Chicken or Meat Pasta's (aka -> Spaghetti, manicotti's, Lasagna, American Chop Suey).

Salad's are great and I love cucumbers, carrots.. I love salad with lite ranch/Honey Mustard with crunchy Croutons. Fruits & Vegetables.

[Ice Cream] my all time favorite is Mint Chocolate Chip, Cookies and Cream, Cookie dough, butter Pecan, & Vanilla with Jimmies.
The six things I could never do without
Family, Friends, Food, Water, VidyaGames to keep the mind stimulated, the internet.
HERE ARE A FEW EXTRAS:
Computers, money, music, my digital camera, my cellphone, my USB JumpDrives (way better than floppy disks) and my Albuterol Nebulizer (when I have bronchitis during the really cold's/flu season.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
~The past, remembering beautiful places, fantastic friends, and the awesome places we all use to hangout.

~What happened to face-to-face social interaction now-a-days??

Why the hell is the USA Federal Minimum Wage still at $7.25 when Denmark (the Country) is getting 20 dollars an hour as minimum wage???

Why we don't have the good ol' Looney Toons & Merrie Melodies or some of the old shows on Cartoon Network Anymore... Booo!!!!

Why the hell are they remaking some movies that don't need to be rebooted? Sure there are some that could use a reboot, but not the classics!

Why people spend so much money on shit they don't need, when they have what they need right infront of them.
On a typical Friday night I am
In the Past: I'd go out and see a new movie or buy/rent a movie or videogame and watch/play them at home with friends after doing homework. Sometimes, during the afternoon, I'd ride my bike aimlessly around my old hometown city. Spend time with my family, and just make the best of it.

Presently: Being that I'm single, I am mostly working every friday afternoon, into the evening. If I do have this day off, (IF I'M LUCKY) I will be @home with my blood related family or out and about in the city of Albany, just doing whatever.

In the Future:
During my day's off, I'd like to spend it with someone special. Maybe go out and just have a blast doing stuff we enjoy together. Maybe even take free classes together to learn how to make vases or clay pots. I know there's learning how to ride a horse, or skeet shooting. ATV'ing, Archery, Painting, photo-treasure hunting. The sky is the limit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I won't lie, I still am afraid of roller-coasters. the water log ride that climbs up a big hill, and and slides down into a big splashy water pond and that pirate ship ride that swings back and forth really high, with no seat belts.

I've never been in an airplane or helicopter in my life. I've always never knew sure how I'd react to going up into the sky. When I was younger I had dreams that I've always wanted to fly with angels wings or like superman, but had too many nightmares falling, or losing my wings or powers to fly and falling very fast to the ground, or watching too many movies of planes crashing just make me very very skeptical, even though it's statistically safer than driving.

I get anxiety prone sometimes.

I have had a clumsy streak in me, but not so much as when I was a kid, where I'd whack my toes into the wall or furniture. OuCh!
You should message me if
If you think I'm cute. Or if what I said made you interested in me. Give me a shout already.
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