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My self-summary
Hi! I was The Man from Nantucket, but I got tired with that. Now I'm back in America and working in Boston. I live in Winthrop which, as I understand it, is full of copious amounts of win. The beach is certainly a plus...

My hobbies include Bike Riding, Bar Hopping, and Weight Lifting. I like exploring Boston/Cambridge, Cape Ann, and the North Shore. I am interested in hobby Bee Keeping, though that might not be appreciated in the city...

Also, I'm an ENTP, for those who are into Myers-Briggs Personality Tests.
What I’m doing with my life
Everything's going great! I have an excellent job in the government, I have an apartment, benefits, and my health. I'm currently without a car, but at least I have an amazing apartment all to myself. It's worth the tradeoff.

In my spare time, I explore Winthrop and Boston, ride my bike, lift weights at the gym, and go to the bar. On my days off I'm usually in the city, to chill with friends, go to metal concerts, or watching movies. I'm interested in exploring East Boston.

Lately I've been getting into distance running. My goal is to be able to run a mile in under seven minutes. If I can do that I will be in better shape then a vast majority of people in this county.
I’m really good at
Writing lyrics, stories, and news reports. Writing=best (was that a math equation?)

Winning at Pandemic 2 (yes, even Madagascar!).

Pointing out the architectural style of different buildings.

Making pizza. Everyone that's tried my pizza say it's the best they've ever had.

Doing my job working for the man, maaan.
The first things people usually notice about me
They usually see my smile. And for some reason my eyelashes. You wouldn't believe how many times people have asked me if I curl my eyelashes. Nope, they're like this naturally!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

The Bourne Identity, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Dubliners, Ulysses, The Great Gatsby, The Sun Also Rises, House of Leaves, The Art of War, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell(Relax), and A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court


Anything by Martin Scorsese
James Bond films
Gone Baby Gone
Boondock Saints
The Thing (80s version)
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
Flash Gordon
Superman (1979)
V for Vendetta
The Warriors
Die Hard
Full Metal Jacket
The Producers
Blazing Saddles
Hot Fuzz
District 9
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Back to the Futures I, II, III, and IV. That's not a typo. Trust me, I'm a Time Machine.
Rockys I, II, III, IV, and Rocky Balboa. But not Rocky V because it suuuuuuuucks!


Top Gear! I am in love with this goddamn show. I like the cars, I like the challenges, hell, I even like Jeremy Clarkson even though he can be a bit of an ass-jockey at times.

Lately I've been obsessed House of Cards and Game of Thrones.


Genres: Heavy Metal, Classical, Jazz, Blues, Classic Rock, Irish Celtic, New Age, Lounge, Bossa, Ambient, Old-School Hip-Hop, Electronica, and whatever Girl Talk is

Bands: Airbourne, Amon Amarth, Aquaria, Avantasia, Ayreon, The Beatles, Beautiful Sin, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Billy Idol, Black Tide, Boston, Bruce Springsteen, Cab Calloway, Charlie and the Bhoys, Coburn, Daft Punk, David Bowie, Death Angel, Def Leppard, Dragonforce, Dream Theater, Dropkick Murphys, The Eagles, Eddie Money, Edguy, Electric Light Orchestra, Ensiferum, Enya, Epica, Eric Johnson, Gaelic Storm, Gamma Ray, Girl Talk, Grace Jones, Hammerfall, Hibria, Iron Maiden, Isaac Hayes, Jimmy Buffett, Joe Satriani, John Lennon, Journey, Judas Priest, Kansas, Korpiklaani, Leaves' Eyes, Led Zeppelin, Lost Horizon, Marvin Gaye, Niccolo Paganini, N.W.A., Orphaned Land, Ozzy Osbourne, Pagan's Mind, Pink Floyd, Public Enemy, Queen, Queensryche, Rick James, Rush, The Scorpions, The Seatbelts, Sonata Arctica, Steve Miller Band, Steve Vai, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Van Halen, Warbringer, Yngwie Malmsteen, 3 Inches of Blood


Irish Stew, Lamb and Rice, Cheese Pizza, Steak and Cheese Calzones/Subs, Potatoes, Thai, Eggs, Salad(!), Protein Powder


Frankie Boyle, Bill Burr, Jimmy Carr, Hugh Dennis, Stephen Fry, Russell Howard, Anthony Jeselnik, David Mitchell, Dara O'Briain
Six things I could never do without
1. My Mountain Bike
2. Sunlight
3. The Internet
4. The Gym
5. New England Weather
6. The city
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I read this interesting scientific study which stated that your immune system might have an influence on who you find attractive. Apparently the body is interested in finding someone with as different an immune system as possible, because the more differences there are in the two immune systems, the offspring will be more resistant to illness.

Obviously this doesn't factor in things like cultural norms, personal preferences, etc, but it got me thinking. Is this subconsciously affecting my dating choices? Seeing as that my bloodlines come from nearly all of Western Europe, should I be have to look for girls outside that geographic bloodline in order to get a spark? Seems I do well with that already; my last three dates were and Jamaican, Persian, and Puerto Rican. There could be some truth in this!
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating pizza and watching old Kung Fu films. Still, I'm definitely down for an evening at the bar/club for playing pool, chilling and drinking. I'm flexible like that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never seen Scarface, Forrest Gump, or any of the Godfather movies. It's not that I don't want to, it's just that I've never gotten around to them. :/

I may be a New Englander, but outside of fish and calamari, I don't care too much for seafood.

I am also The Stig.
You should message me if
You have a steady job of your own.

You grew up in a stable happy home with both of your parents, and you remain on good terms with them.

You have no debilitating phobias or any other "triggering" nonsense.

You own and ride a bicycle.

Bonus points for any interesting tattoos and/or piercings.

If you live in Norway marry me, please! I would very much like to live in your country!
The two of us