26 Tallahassee, United States
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My self-summary
Transplant from Florida (Go Noles!). I'm always open to new experiences; the more interesting the better. I'm a sucker for a good story.

I think Louis CK is my spirit animal and I treat the world as my own MST3K theater.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently hating myself while writing my master's thesis on sports and international politics.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm, pop culture, succinctness, bad jokes, bad puns
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes...or my rugged handsomeness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Things that I'm really into right now:

Currently reading: Trying to find time to get back into Discworld in Pratchett's honor
A Song of Ice and Fire (GRRM pls), Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, Jim Butcher, Tolkien, Ian Fleming, Robert Heinlein

Currently binging: The X-Files
Justified, Game of Thrones, Firefly, House, Arrow, Community, Archer, Parks and Rec, Castle, Top Gear
The six things I could never do without
The Turn Down For What button (http://www.td4wbutton.com)
Spanky and Darla's
People-watching in Washington Square.
A good story.
My husky
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why dogs aren't allowed in more places and why children under 10 are.
On a typical Friday night I am
at a dive bar or 4.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
You should message me if
If you like smart, solid conversation (or dick jokes. I can do both).
If you're cute.
If you have an awesome accent.
If you have amazing tattoos.
If you want to go to some museums, particularly either AMNH or The Met.