TinyGoblin
24 Newark, United States
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My self-summary
I'm in an open polyamorous relationship with Malkut. I am not interested in monogamy, re-trying monogamy or being monogamous. My hard limit for dating and sex is fifteen years older than myself. I rarely date younger.

I self-identify as a kinky bisexual queerplatonic cis-gendered female.
I'm not interested in being your monogamous girlfriend's one-night experiment with bisexuality. No couple profiles, please.

I'm really into tabletop RPGs in general, and there are very few I won't try once. My favorites are oWoD, Exalted, Fading Suns, Kult, and AD&D: Planescape. I also LARP.

Catholicism has been my religion of choice ever since I could choose my religion. I'm also interested in Gnosticism and Hermeticism. I practice high ritual and cartomancy and am currently in possession of a particularly hyperactive Art Nouveau deck and a dumb-but-honest Rider-Waite.

I have a Tumblr. It's pretty excellent. Feel free to ask about it.

Malkut and I go to a lot of conventions. I've never been to a convention I've had to pay for. I usually work as press or LARP staff, and can often be seen playing dress-up--usually in classic or country lolita.

Folks in formal clothing make me all swoony.

Swing and blues are my answer to exercise. I'm also trying to break into contra dancing.

Post-apocalyptic and dystopian fiction are amazing, but I know I could never survive in such a world. Not without a stupid amount of effort on my part, at least.

I am a delicate little hothouse flower. Beware of thorns.
What I’m doing with my life
Graduated from UDel with a Bachelor's in International Relations with a concentration in Diplomacy and World Order and a regional specialization in Europe. I also run the game room at several different conventions on the East Coast.
I’m really good at
Acting, diplomacy, writing and make-believe.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair and my preference for skirts and frilly things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Anything by Robert E. Howard
Terry Pratchett's Discworld Series
Ursula K. Le Guin's Earthsea Cycle
Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman
World War Z by Max Brooks
Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore
The Eye of the Heron by Ursula K. Le Guin
Rose Madder by Stephen King

Movies:
The Court Jester
Labyrinth
Mad Max: Fury Road
Wall-E
Cloud Atlas
Young Frankenstein
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum
Studio Ghibi films (especially Kiki's Delivery Service, Howl's Moving Castle, and My Neighbor Totoro)

Shows:
The Borgias
The Tudors
Last Week Tonight
Steven Universe
Bravest Warriors

Music:
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Caravan Palace
Gogol Bordello
Mumford and Sons
Florence and the Machine
Foster the People
Voltaire
Bastille
Avicii
Anais Mitchell

Food:
Anything that uses red chilis or habaneros. I also like artisan cheeses and avocados. French, Cajun and Mexican are my favorite cuisines, and brunch is my favorite meal of the day.
The six things I could never do without
1. My laptop. I'm addicted to webcomics and social media, and I'm very much in love with my Steam account.

2. Salt. I was on a no-salt diet for a good six years due to a kidney issue a while back. Never again.

3. My senses. I'm a very sensual person, in both senses of the word. Let's stop saying senses now.

4. Birth control. Hell yes.

5. Other people. Even if I'm only with one other person and we're both on our laptops, it's nice to be around other human beings.
(Besides, I'm absolutely terrified of the philosophical idea of solipsism.)

6. Satin, lace, vivid colors, etc. I'm not kidding about my fascination with pretty things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Metaphysics, game systems, epistemology, cosmology, different theories of IR, and why my stomach is making that weird noise.
On a typical Friday night I am
Tabletop gaming, drinking, writing, and generally being a Byronic artistic type.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The best advice I ever received on fighting depression was from LittleKuriboh.
You should message me if
You know where to get a good Bloody Mary.
You're a dancer or a gamer.
You're a fan of OKCreepsters.
You want a Pokemon GO buddy on Team Mystic.

If you are any flavor of LessWrong or Effective Altruist, please save yourself the trouble and don't message me.

Again, no couples, please. Thanks!
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