Looking for the Jimmy Junior to my Tina Belcher.
Or the Paulie Bleeker to my Juno McGuff.
I'm kinda odd.....but you wouldn't have me any other way.
I'm not skinny.
I still love my body.
I'm "thick" which I suppose is the PC term. I do not see the word "fat" as an insult....it's all about context. So yes, I am a "fat chick." Whatever you wanna call it.....I have hips, thighs and and a not flat stomach. I'm just trying to make sure I cover all the bases as far as physical appearance goes....anyhoos....
I'm in no hurry to be in a super serious relationship, but if one ends up happening then cool.
I have tattoos.....need more.
I'm a huge animal lover.
My cat's name is Waffle. She's awesomer than your cat.
I'm aware that "awesomer" isn't a word.
I really don't know what I'm supposed to put here.....I like stuff and things....let's talk maybe....
let's get high and go on adventures....
Let's make out and fondle each other
Reading people quickly.
Reciting movie quotes.
Analyzing things that don't need to be.
Saying "your mom/your face."
Saying "that's what she said."
Getting your dog to like me.
Saying "worst case Ontario" and getting weird looks because nobody at my job watches Trailer Park Boys.
TV: Family Guy, Bob's burgers, Futurama, Trailer Park Boys or anything on the ID channel.
Music: Snoop Dogg is amazing. I love most of what's on the radio. But when I need to feel, I revisit the music of my teen angst. My top three bands right now are Senses Fail, Man Overboard and Seaway.
Movies: Stoner humor. Social-cultural documentaries. I highly recommend watching "talhotblond" if you have a Netflix account. I also enjoy What's Eating Gilbert Grape and The Good Son kinda makes you wonder....
Sidenote: If you are familiar with the movie, "The Point" I will probably love you.
Food: Not olives. *gags*
3. Social interaction
6. Live music
Will I ever amount to anything?