TittsMcGee_taco
26 Ypsilanti, United States
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My self-summary
If you only have pictures of your body, I will assume your face is busted and your six pack is all you have going for you. Moving on....

Looking for the Jimmy Junior to my Tina Belcher.

Or the Paulie Bleeker to my Juno McGuff.

I'm kinda odd.....but you wouldn't have me any other way.

I'm not skinny.
I still love my body.
I'm "thick" which I suppose is the PC term. I do not see the word "fat" as an insult....it's all about context. So yes, I am a "fat chick." Whatever you wanna call it.....I have hips, thighs and and a not flat stomach. I'm just trying to make sure I cover all the bases as far as physical appearance goes....anyhoos....

I'm in no hurry to be in a super serious relationship, but if one ends up happening then cool.

I have tattoos.....need more.
I'm a huge animal lover.
My cat's name is Waffle. She's awesomer than your cat.
I'm aware that "awesomer" isn't a word.

I really don't know what I'm supposed to put here.....I like stuff and things....let's talk maybe....
let's get high and go on adventures....
Let's make out and fondle each other
👉👌
What I’m doing with my life
Working in the retail industry at good ol' Meijer. It pays fine....I mean....I get by....I say I wanna go back to school one day but who the fuck knows anymore. I want a job where I can pay my bills and live a carefree lifestyle.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
Reading people quickly.
Being empathetic.
Reciting movie quotes.
Analyzing things that don't need to be.
Saying "your mom/your face."
Saying "that's what she said."
Getting your dog to like me.
Saying "worst case Ontario" and getting weird looks because nobody at my job watches Trailer Park Boys.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Oddly enough I like depressing books. Before Night Falls, Crank, Burned, Feed, Their Eyes Were Watching God. The Ellen Hopkins books are all good.

TV: Family Guy, Bob's burgers, Futurama, Trailer Park Boys or anything on the ID channel.

Music: Snoop Dogg is amazing. I love most of what's on the radio. But when I need to feel, I revisit the music of my teen angst. My top three bands right now are Senses Fail, Man Overboard and Seaway.

If you listen to Seaway, you've already gained mad points.

Movies: Stoner humor. Social-cultural documentaries. I highly recommend watching "talhotblond" if you have a Netflix account. I also enjoy What's Eating Gilbert Grape and The Good Son kinda makes you wonder....
Sidenote: If you are familiar with the movie, "The Point" I will probably love you.

Food: Not olives. *gags*
The six things I could never do without
1. Tattoos
2. Animals
3. Social interaction
4. Humor
5. Chapstick
6. Live music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tattoos.
Will I ever amount to anything?
Stuff.
Things.
When is the next show I can go to?
On a typical Friday night I am
Working but if it's my night off and I'm not broke I'm usually out with my friends or my co workers if we decide to make it a bar night. I'm also content with staying in and watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I tend to open up a little too quickly. It scares some people off.
You should message me if
Go for it....
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