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My self-summary
Profile 2 years since last real update, have experienced significant difficulties since then and I'm honestly not sure how I feel about dating anymore. I'm not as responsive as I used to be, especially when people try to start arguments with me based off of my profile's content.

If you like what you read, drop me a line, and if I think we'd get along I'm definitely going to reply.

Things that (might) matter:
Enneagram #6 "The Questioner."

Favorite song:
Love the mountains, hate the cold.
Love the beach, don't dig the crowds.

You may skip to the bottom now, everything else is valid, but it's also long. (That's what she said. Okay, she didn't really say that.)

Pro-tip; if you *LIKE* my profile, you should also say hi.
What I’m doing with my life
Going to bed at 8pm sunday-thursday, to be awake at 4am monday-friday. Yayy, grown up jobs.

Working with a group of creative types on something potentially big.

I have a pretty awesome/ambitious goal in mind, that ain't the simplest one there is, but it's doable. Just have to stay focused.

There's more, just not putting it in this little box here.

Playing a ton of D&D/Pathfinder/Castles & Crusades.
I’m really good at
Making pizzas
Forgetting song lyrics
Killing zombies.
Listening, actually listening.
Being serious when appropriate.
Being funny when inappropriate.
Identifying actors by description.
Remembering names and faces.
Forgetting song lyrics.
Planning ahead.
Pretending I didn't say something stupid.
Also; I'm really good at forgetting song lyrics.
I'm a talented impressionist.
Understanding other people's perspective.

Using big words in sequence to properly articulate a concept or idea with vividity.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm sorta tall, broad, thick and fuzzy. Since I'm cuddly looking, I am often compared to a bear, but I really like lions a lot more. So call me snugglepuss or something instead of "teddy bear"....don't call me snugglepuss, either.

I'm only going to get better looking, I think. Maybe Sean Connery-level of good looking.

I have always been told that the way I describe things and generally articulate is funny/interesting/unique.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fantasy, Sci-Fi. I want escape.

Nick Frost & Simon Pegg flicks.
Jackie Chan,
Star Trek,
Big Trouble In Little China,
Monster squad,
I adore adventure movies.
Indiana Jones,
The Mummy.

Star Trek (all),
The Walking Dead,
Game of Thrones,
Ancient Aliens,
parks and recreation,
Bill Nye the Science Guy,
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,
Jackie Chan Adventures,
The IT Crowd
Stranger Things

Music; I like my tunes bluesy, indie and a little electrical.
Hugo--#1 FAVE
Gin Wigmore
ZZ Ward
Foster the People
The Glitch Mob
The Heavy

Pub foods, Mexican, Chinese, Pizza. Don't really dig on Italian, sorta picky about seafood.

Video Games: PC MASTER RACE.
Team Fortress 2,
Starcraft: Broodwar,
Mass Effect,
Orcs Must Die 2.
Six things I could never do without
1) My family. Specifically my sister and father.
2) My friends, who are my truest wealth.
3) My sense of humor.
4) The ability to read.
5) Traveling/The chance of traveling.
6) Fantasy movies/t.v./literature.
I spend a lot of time thinking about

Cheese fries, with bacon & ranch.

The future.

Am I too weird for normal girls, and too normal for weird girls?

I hate how many messages you chicks get from lecherous sleazeballs. It's fuckin' hard to get any attention on here with shitbags like that populating the male half of the site. It makes contacting most of you the icebreaking equivalent of russian roulette.

How many dates until I change my status on here to "Seeing Someone"? 3? 5? 12? Marriage?
On a typical Friday night I am
Socializing, usually at 24/7 breakfast places. If not there then Buffalo Wild Wings or pub crawling with the boys. These are things you can pull me away from, or join in on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am not batman or iron man, but I am quite likely Starlord.
You should message me if
Message me if you want to get snugly and watch Anthony Bourdain on Netflix... Seriously!

So I'm down for friendship, short-term dating and somewhat down for casual romantic encounters (I'm not made of stone), but a LTR requires a special spark because I don't want to waste anybody's time(including my own). That being said, I still want to connect with people (women) so don't be shy if you think I'm diggable!

[1] If you know where I get my username on here from. C'mon now! Guess!

[2] You're looking for someone to see on friday nights and saturdays who can handle planning a date, will keep it interesting without pawing at you like an animal. (Unless you're into that.)

We will definitely WILL NOT work romantically if;

You're polyamorous. I'm not going to get emotionally involved with someone who's in an active relationship with people other than me.

You're not pro-LGBT rights. Sorry, but people are people and everyone deserves the same options.

You're obese, without any legitimate intent to change that. Obesity exacerbates every single major health issue you can have, and I am trying to fix & improve my health. I really enjoy having a physical, active lifestyle. I can't be with someone whose not trying to better themselves.

I really think that what would be best for me in a partner, romantically and otherwise is someone open-minded, family-oriented, uplifting, ambitious, supportive, intelligent and who is really quick to laugh... I put in the strikethru in because it's presumptuous to assume that I know what's best for me.
Surprise me, Life.

Life's too short to be serious all the time and I need somebody to laugh with, so please feel free to open up the lines of communication. I know how difficult you ladies have it sifting through the human trash on this website, so just message me first.
The two of us