I am Josh.
Nevermind, car died again. Don't look at me. Move along. Unless you want to try to meet a bum. Fml. I guess there's always Über? I've got maybe two plans to work with currently, so this is temporary obv.
How about you come with me to the Renaissance Festival? Starts in April! Seriously, my whole group of friends go.
Things that don't matter:
Enneagram #6 "The Questioner."
Favorite song: http://youtu.be/1mZmlphTBdY?list=RDaPzf2IZ_vTw
Love the mountains, hate the cold.
Love the beach, don't dig the crowds.
You may skip to the bottom now, everything else is valid, but it's also long. (That's what she said. Okay, she didn't really say that.)
Pro-tip; if you *LIKE* my profile, you should also say hi.
Working with a group of creative types on something potentially big.
I have a pretty awesome/ambitious goal in mind, that ain't the simplest one there is, but it's doable. Just have to stay focused.
There's more, just not putting it in this little box here.
Playing a ton of D&D/Pathfinder/Castles & Crusades.
Forgetting song lyrics
Listening, actually listening.
Being serious when appropriate.
Being funny when inappropriate.
Identifying actors by description.
Remembering names and faces.
Forgetting song lyrics.
Pretending I didn't say something stupid.
Also; I'm really good at forgetting song lyrics.
I'm a talented impressionist.
Understanding other people's perspective.
Using big words in sequence to properly articulate a concept or idea with vividity.
I'm only going to get better looking, I think. Maybe Sean Connery-level of good looking.
I have always been told that the way I describe things and generally articulate is funny/interesting/unique.
Nick Frost & Simon Pegg flicks.
Big Trouble In Little China,
MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
I adore adventure movies.
Star Trek (all),
The Walking Dead,
Game of Thrones,
parks and recreation,
Bill Nye the Science Guy,
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,
Jackie Chan Adventures,
The IT Crowd
LUKE CAGE (SEPT 30TH <3)
Music; I like my tunes bluesy, indie and a little electrical.
Foster the People
The Glitch Mob
Pub foods, Mexican, Chinese, Pizza. Don't really dig on Italian, sorta picky about seafood.
Video Games: PC MASTER RACE.
Team Fortress 2,
Orcs Must Die 2.
2) My friends, who are my truest wealth.
3) My sense of humor.
4) The ability to read.
5) Traveling/The chance of traveling.
6) Fantasy movies/t.v./literature.
Best thing anyone ever wrote in this box, "Carbon. Fuck you, that's better than 6 things."
Cheese fries, with bacon & ranch.
Am I'm too weird for normal girls, and too normal for weird girls?
I hate how many messages you chicks get from lecherous sleazeballs. It's fuckin' hard to get any attention on here with shitbags like that populating the male half of the site. It makes contacting most of you the icebreaking equivalent of russian roulette.
How many dates until I change my status on here to "Seeing Someone"? 3? 5? 12? Marriage?
So I'm down for friendship, short-term dating and somewhat down for casual romantic encounters (I'm not made of stone), but a LTR requires a special spark because I don't want to waste anybody's time(including my own). That being said, I still want to connect with people (women) so don't be shy if you think I'm diggable!
 If you know where I get my username on here from. C'mon now! Guess!
 You're looking for someone to see on friday nights and saturdays who can handle planning a date, will keep it interesting without pawing at you like an animal. (Unless you're into that.)
We will definitely WILL NOT work romantically if;
You're polyamorous. I'm not going to get emotionally involved with someone who's in an active relationship with people other than me.
You're not pro-LGBT rights. Sorry, but people are people and everyone deserves the same options.
You're obese, without any legitimate intent to change that. Obesity exacerbates every single major health issue you can have, and I am trying to fix & improve my health. I really enjoy having a physical, active lifestyle. I can't be with someone whose not trying to better themselves.
I really think that what would be best for me in a partner, romantically and otherwise
Surprise me, Life.
Life's too short to be serious all the time and I need somebody to laugh with, so please feel free to open up the lines of communication. I know how difficult you ladies have it sifting through the human trash on this website, so just message me first.