28Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Pizza rules.

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

I can be very outgoing and love to meet new people, yet have the occasional introverted tendencies. I rage when people have terrible grammar. I'm probably a bit too full of myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Sometimes (oftentimes) I like to drink and send incoherent messages to people. Sorry in advance.
I’m really good at
Making awkward situations more awkward by pointing out how awkward they are. Apparently this alienates people.

Using emoticons and excessive exclamation points in professional emails.

Singing karaoke very loud and averagely.

People have also told me I make some pretty solid pancakes, but I just use instant and eyeball the consistency. But it's whatever.

I've been told on many occasions that I know a lot of incredibly useless information. I like to think that I just have a good memory, but I don't know. I normally hold my own when watching Jeopardy!
The first things people usually notice about me
My sparkling eyes and intoxicating smile. Wait, no... I think it's the ginger beard.

I'm pretty loud, too, so it's not uncommon for me to be heard before I am seen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I bought a Kindle recently in hopes that it would encourage me to read more. It's going... Averagely.

Movies: Most

For music, see here:
If you don't like Rush or Tegan & Sara, just get the heck out of my face.

I'm slowly learning to eat (try) more and more foods. I was never SUPER picky before, just the standard person who refused to try something just because it looked "yucky." It's going along fairly well.
Six things I could never do without
1. A lake in Northern Michigan
2. Cell Phone. Can't get enough of those fart apps!
3. The internet, because I'm socially inept
4. Family and friends
5. My suitcase
6. Flannel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why they don't play more Adele on the radio...

Whether or not I could pull off a mustache (I totally could).

Building my credit and paying off my loans. Riveting stuff, really.

On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever the heck I feel like B)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pick my nose far more often than an adult should.
You should message me if
you want to hear a joke that will probably make you sigh in frustration and maybe even ruin your day.

you like beer and all of the snobbery that can go along with it.

you future travel plans include "everywhere."

you can use the word "literally" properly, but will still use it wrong ironically (or not, it's whatever).

please do NOT message me if you think that "definitely" is spelt with an "a." Or if you think I'm a hypocrite for writing "spelt."
The two of us