34Alameda, United States
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My self-summary
I recently moved to Alameda. The past four years had me hunting icebergs from a C-130. Now they decided to move me here to respond to pollution spills. They call my type Duck Scrubbers.

I can be a little quiet at first, but that tends to vanish quickly once I get to know the people I'm with. I'm a huge nerd, and I've learned to be happy with it, because when I'm surrounded by people that can appreciate my full nerdiness, life is amazing! With my friends, I'm probably playing some nerdy game at a comic shop or watching the newest superhero movie. Yes, I can be quiet, but I'm also a huge dork and will switch over to loudmouth at the drop of a hat if something interests me. Some of these things include: science, animals, video games, and crude humor.

My idea of a perfect night is being with a few really great friends and sharing jokes over a beer or two. I've been out dancing and clubbing, but that's not really my thing. Walking into a loud dance club basically says don't fucking talk to me, let's just drink booze and rub out bodies together sexually. In public.

Seriously, it's all about who you are with. Being locked in an empty room with the right group of people will usually make for a better time than going out to a club where the music is so loud we can't hear each other talk. And at any rate my dance moves suck, so I kinda have to fall back on what I know.

I am looking for a woman to spend some time with, someone who will click with my eccentric personality. I'm one of those guys who will actually read people's profiles before messaging them. Yeah, I look at the pictures, too, but mostly I need somebody who can say something interesting and original about herself.
What I’m doing with my life
I can be smart in unusual ways, and I'm still trying to find the thing that makes the most use of it. I'm in the Coast Guard right now, though I recently earned a degree in biology. I might stay through to retirement, or I might try to get back into the sciences. I wouldn't complain about either path.

My reenlistment time is coming up this summer. It's tricky applying for jobs while I'm still committed to the Armed Forces. I'm reluctant to leave such a comfy job unless I get I know what I'll be doing next, but I might not get anything until I'm out. I mean, I could be doing forensic analysis for the FBI, or helping the CDC against the latest pandemic, who knows? Maybe I should just take that leap of faith.
I’m really good at
Science and math are my strong points. I'm also not too bad at creative writing, which I have tried a few times for a home D&D campaign.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm quiet or a total loudmouth. It depends on the company, really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Princess Bride, Dr. Strangelove, Office Space, Full Metal Jacket, Star Wars, UHF, Pan's Labyrinth, The Neverending Story, Spirited Away, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

TV: South Park, The Daily Show, Doctor Who, Firefly, Metalocalypse, Breaking Bad, Archer, Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule, Robot Chicken

Youtube: Bad Lip Readings, Epic Rap Battles of History, Drunk History, Shreds, Cyanide and Happiness.

Books: The Chronicles of Narnia, The Dark Tower series, The Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, Paradise Lost, Game of Thrones

Music: Iron Maiden, Metallica, Iced Earth, Beatles

Food: Thai, Sushi, Indian, anything spicy. Oh, and pastries. They're my personal weakness.
Six things I could never do without
My cats
Dark coffee
Dark beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future. Should I leave the Coast Guard to do science stuff?

My D&D and Skyrim characters, and how to optimize their combat effectiveness.

When mankind will finally find a way around that pesky speed of light.

How much I love my cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading or playing games. I wouldn't mind an excuse to get away from these things, though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I frequently say stupid things to my cats.
You should message me if
You can appreciate me for the huge dork that I am.
The two of us