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My self-summary
Just moved back to Boston from the western part of the state. Hallelfuckingujah. I'll write more later. Right now the important part is that I'm back.
What I’m doing with my life
Well I just quit my job, ending a six-and-a-half year career. So I guess what I'm doing with my life is trying to land another one. But I reiterate, I am back in Boston now. So I still win.
I’m really good at
Macho Man Randy Savage impressions, Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs impressions, Patriots owner Robert Kraft impressions, Nascar driver Marcos Ambrose impressions, impressions of increasingly obscure people, and tying my shoes really fast. And kissing. That's important, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
The gap between my front teeth, most likely. I'm kinda self-conscious about it but David Letterman and Michael Strahan give me hope.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I plead the 5th.
Six things I could never do without
Good friends that really get me
Plenty of time to myself
My shrink
The National Football League

Really, I think those four would do it. I'm copping out.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
all the shit I'm going to do now that I'm back to Boston.
On a typical Friday night I am
waiting patiently.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own a Dolph Ziggler shirt.
You should message me if want to, you can form complete sentences and you're in some sort of shape.

DON'T message me if you talk incessantly over movies. I won't be able to tolerate that.
The two of us