Tomatethose
28 Sayreville, United States
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My self-summary
I love a good beer, and a better conversation. I'm really bad at this internets dating and would much rather just meet up and grab a pint. I have a story for every situation and a funny comment on every person. I drink, I smoke, and I swear. I'm uncouth and unkempt, but I clean up well. I have a disdain for frozen pizza. I own 9 black t-shirts, one for everyday of the week and two with v necks just in case my chest hair gets claustrophobia...
What I’m doing with my life
Working:
At my job
On a car
On bettering myself
I’m really good at
Fixing stuff, making people laugh.
Breaking stuff, making people cry.
Ying and Yang
The first things people usually notice about me
I smell good
I have a beard
I have a good smelling beard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read books, I like Catch 22 a bunch

I don't watch too much TV. Educational and Documentaries please.

I don't watch many movies, maybe you can change my Mystery Science Theater 3000 attitude.

Music is huge to me. I legitimately like everything. I've realized that I'm kinda of a jerk when it comes to music taste so let's just leave that off the table.

I will eat anything. Cheese and Charcuterie might be a hobby of mine.
The six things I could never do without
An Internal Combustion Engine
Access to Tacos
Music
Zippers
Fresh Socks
Friends & Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why there are so many damned pictures of cats on the internet.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a show watching one of my friends bands, at a concert that isn't one of my friends bands, or with my band of friends running the juke box at a dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pretend to like Bruce Springsteen so that I don't have to get into arguments about how mediocre he is.
You should message me if
You find my face pleasant. You can also message me if you find my face repugnant.
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