39 Boulder, United States
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My self-summary
"Mayuri! Will you chicken tenders heed the call of science?!"
Possibly the greatest quote ever

Also, I'm secretly a supervillan, err hero I mean hero. Phew, glad this isn't posted in public anywhere or anything

I like bacon

I'm not entirely convinced people actually read these so I'm just gonna say random three times. RandomRandomRandom Just kidding, I think most of you read it. :)
Take THAT OKC I feel like such a rebel now. I think I'm gonna go gab a pair of scissors and run! Oh yeah gonna get CRAZY up in here!

Ok that's what happens when I try to edit my profile when I'm sleep deprived. Yeah sleep deprived, I'm gonna go with that. ;)

I'm not sure I like the whole enemies percentage thing. Even if you don't want to date me I like to think we aren't enemies. If we are though. I WILL DESTROY YOU. OK just kidding

I've recently started taking violin lessons. I like it.

Myers-Briggs identifies me as awesome. Or something.
What I’m doing with my life
Really OKC kinda of a pretentious thing to ask isn't it? WTF are you doing with YOUR life? Huh? DON'T JUDGE ME!

Anyway I am now playing in a community orchestra.
I’m really good at
Grammar. Maybe.
Ok people this needs to be said. It's BEAR with me. Not BARE with me!! Bear means to be patient, bare means to reveal.
Ok sorry. Had to get that off my chest.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not sure people notice me.
That sounded sad, but I didn't mean it that way.
I do get smiled at, but maybe because I usually smile first. So I'm going with smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Mostly sci fi and fantasy. Favorite authors include but are not limited to:
The classics - Asimov, Clarke
Jim Butcher - Dresden Files FTW
Lev Grossman
Recently started reading The Hunger Games

Too many to list. I like a lot of stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Glasses (Gotta see)
Zombie apocalypse survival kit
Zelda, my violin, we have a very close relationship.
Improv comedy (watching)
Improv comedy (performing)
My internal organs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Long bushy beards are the mullet of the 2010s

I sometimes go through people's profile pictures and make up a single story to link all their profile pictures. It amuses me. :)

Why do 99% of the people here answer 'not possible' on the question if you want your partner to be kinkier than you. Either this place is reallllyyyy kinky or people are exagerating
On a typical Friday night I am
Wait! Is it weird I wrote this whole thing without any pants on?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I named my printer Bob Marley, cause it always be jammin

Sometimes when I see a picture I like in the matches, I swipe it to the left anyway. 'Cause like whatever, man. I can't be tied down by your rules.
You should message me if
You are breathing. Though if you're not breathing, but still able to type out a message, then I definitely want to chat.

If you want to be friends or beat me at a game or something.