29Tokyo, Japan
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My self-summary
67 year old catfish using pictures of outstandingly attractive young male.
What I’m doing with my life
Hates: travel, fun, dogs. Not laid back.

You should invite me for a beer or some kind of cheese thing. I'm probably far from home, and my blood cheese levels get dangerously low.
I’m really good at
procrastination... I'll add more details later.
The first things people usually notice about me
My incredible cleavage.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Do internet memes count as favorite reads? How about cat videos?
Six things I could never do without
1. iPhone- if this thing grew arms and legs, I swear to God we would fight crime together.
2. Dogs
3. Xbox
4. Reddit
5. Jon Oliver
6. Hulu/Netflix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Socioeconomic barriers to appropriate healthcare in developing countries, especially after complex humanitarian emergencies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Like literally everyone else here, I haven't had time to expand my social circles the natural way. Better living through technology! Also like everyone else, I am perpetually 30 seconds from deleting my profile, but it never happens.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am Banksy. Don't tell anyone.
You should message me if
You hate sending the first message.

You kept reading after that catfish bit.

The two of us