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My self-summary
Not sure how I feel about online dating, but I'm sure there's some good gals out there. Plus real life dates require pants, which this site does not. At least I dont think so..

Its tough to self-summarize myself in a paragraph or two, but I would say "so far so good". Im a bit dichotomous though: Im a kid at heart trying to be the best grown-up I can be. Im passionate yet tactful, intelligent yet laughable, and fulfilled yet restless.

I love learning about everything, and my world view is very dynamic (except my views on bacon which I'm firmly convinced is perfect). I'm blessed with a large varied group of friends and family, each one louder and more opinionated than the next.

Mostly though , Im a swell fella' who'd like to meet a real keen gal.
What I’m doing with my life
I test beer. That is my job because im the luckiest SOB ever, apparently.
Besides work though I like reading, cooking, running, sports, fishing, camping, music festivals, homebrewing, gardening, needlepoint and Smoking Crack. (haha, Just kidding, I hate needlepoint)

Im also big into just about all sciences or Pseudo-sciences, especially genetics and molecular biology
I’m really good at
Yaking. I can be pretty verbose at times, and sometimes im not sure when to shut the hell up.
However I also sometimes don't finish my sentences cause I forget what I was talki
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am not naked. Usually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk or Christopher Moore; Song of Fire and Ice, High Fidelity, tolkien, many more... I kinda scavenge books from my friends mostly tho

Anything I haven't seen on cable 30 times

Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Downton Abbey, Simpsons, Always Sunny, Family Guy, Breaking Bad, PBS Nature Documenteries, Breaking Bad

Bluesy and Groovy

Oh jeez, dont even get me started on this one..
The six things I could never do without
Something to look forward too
Intellectual stimulation
Good food and good drink
Fresh Air
Oregon Ducks Football
Clothes... Usually
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is the universe orderly by nature? Or has humanity just given order to a seemingly random system of chemical and energetic reactions? Also, BEER!
On a typical Friday night I am
Out and about with my friends; taking in a show, hitting a favorite bar, or arguing over whether or not tofu is an acceptable pizza topping. ITS NOT!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Besides that those low-res pictures are actually me, its that im still trying to get my Vegas wedding to zooey deschanel annulled. She just wont give up the ghost..
Also that I dont have a facebook and that this is the closest thing I have to social media in my life is sort of embarrassing. If you know me from real life tho, please do message me cause I dont have facebook
You should message me if
You're awesome
You're not un-awesome
You're not Zooey Deschanel (Zooey, I will only speak to you through my lawyer anymore)