28 Asbury Park, United States
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My self-summary
Lonely boy seeks insane girl with crippling depression whose kisses taste like cough drops and ground beef.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a big boy job, and I work big boy hours, and have big boy things, and do big boy stuff like boop my head repeatedly against walls and long for the sweet release of death.
I’m really good at
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid. A Confederacy of Douches. Dick Lengthening Exercises For At Home, At Work, Or On The Go. Notes From Underground.

My favorite movie is The Pest starring Jon Leguezamo. Little Murders. Blade Runner. Naked Lunch. Eternal Turpentine of a Thoughtless Mind. (Actually my two favorite movies are Bowfinger and Pootie Tang.)

Better Call Saul was pretty good.

Nuclear Detergent, Poil, Upset Sunset, The Black-eyed Petes, Kid Cudi and the Blowfish, Joe C. And The Pussytats, Nefarious F.A.T.

All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Swyping people into oblivion.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I've never really understood this whole "hooking up" thing. It just looks like one big, stupid dance where everyone is constantly switching partners and no one is happy.

Wrinkled, mucus-trailing swarm. Drinking clear frothy nectar. Lapping fervently the tap of devoidal opulence.

On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
You understand what i mean when i say i am the opposite of myself, and the exception to every rule. You want to play the 2 player levels of Portal 2 with me. Also if you're not planning on stabbing me. I feel like it's important to mention that. I'm not a big fan of being stabbed. I have a lot of important things inside me and I don't need some stabber mucking it all up in there.