Hi. While ATM I'm in Vanc, I'll be traveling back to Mexico City soon so shoot me a message if there's this cool little place you totally want to visit and would like some company for. Don't be shy, I don't bite that hard.
I'm an INTP grammar nazi and occasional insomniac who likes, tea, cats, martial arts, cooking, billiards, videogames, books, rainy days, peoplewatching, going to new places, and wandering through the city at inhuman hours. If you see someone walking on the street at 3AM it's probably me. Been a firefighter, race car pilot, first aid brigade, and Сталкер. Such is life in The Zone.
-Cooking is an artform
-Muay Thai makes me feel alive. Looking for a place that teaches Judo
-Satisfying my wanderlust in the middle of the night
-Learning harmonica for when I go to jail
-/pol/ /fa/ and /d/
My favorite word (and Moral Orel episode) is "sacrifice". Or "toska". Or "butt".
Movies: Ratatouille, Drive, Groundhog Day, Shaun of the Dead, The Iron Giant, Napoleon Dynamite, The Breakfast Club, Eternal Sunshine, American Psycho, American Beauty, Kung Pow, Rocky Horror, Birdman, et cetera.
Telly: Malcolm in the Middle, Futurama, older Simpsons, Seinfeld, Dr. Who, Dragon's Den, Whose Line is it Anyways?, way too many 90's cartoons like Courage or Johnny Bravo, and some plebbish entry-level animu like Cowboy Bebop, Eva, Welcome to the N.H.K., Paranoia Agent, Steins; Gate, and The Tatami Galaxy. If you like FLCL I will love you forever.
Music: I don't care much about following artists. Cibo Matto, Pink Floyd, Grimes, Gorillaz, The Protomen, Queen, The Pillows, Blink 182, The Mountain Goats, Gogol Bordello, Elvis, Pogo, and Hideki Naganuma.
Food: Cold lemon pie, tea, and lasagna.
Vidya: Deus Ex, Dark Messiah, Ninja Gaiden, Stubbs the Zombie, Okami, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. , and Jet Set Radio Future, and there's also a soft spot for RPG Maker ones like Ib or The Witch's House though I could never get into Yume Nikki for some reason. Sometimes I play Team Fortress 2 or Killing Floor, or small indie non-shit games like Bastion, Hotline Miami, or LISA.
Wallet, swiss knife, phone, wristwatch, keys.
¿Qué aportaba Daphne al equipo? Fred conducía y ponía trampas, Velma encontraba pistas y se sabía todo el lore, y Shaggy y Scooby eran la carnada. ¿Pero y ella?
I should really stop lending my books to strangers off the internet because they're seldom returned.
Existir es ridículo.
I am a pretty messed up pervert and not that bright.
My brain may be fucked but my heart is honest.
- Are you one of those tumblr people with a slight bit of brains?
- Feel like you might grow up into a crazy cat lady?
- Wanna race shopping carts through Walmart until we get kicked out?
- Are you applying for the position of guinea pig for my cooking?
- Couch movies and warm miso soup when you're sick?
- Is playing billiards, visiting the zoo, trying to ice-skate, or going to movie festivals your kind of thing?
- Ever wanted to enter a costume contest at the autocinema?
- If I pull that off will you die?
- Do you promise not to kidnap me and chop me into little pieces?
- Are you James Franco?
If you answered yes to any of those then I have good news for you: you should! And if you call within the next 30 minutes I'll throw in a brand-new, state-of-the-art, home-grown reply ABSOLUTELY FREE!