update: 7/26/14: I certainly appreciate all the visits and messages from ladies in the Philippines, Malaysia, Russia, China, Guam, Thailand, Egypt, and the Congo. Since I have no plans to commute to any of those places for dating purposes, I hope you find some men who live, say, within two thousand miles of your present location.
update: 1/6/16: In the future, when someone sends me a message consisting, in its entirety, of "Hi," I will probably send one back consisting, in its entirety, of "And hi to you." Just so you know.
update: I feel that I should delete the Hager Twins reference out of respect for the still-deceased Jon Hager but I just can't bring myself to do it.
update to update: Jon Hager is still deceased and I'm still not changing anything.