TooTallBall
37 Toronto, Canada
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My self-summary
Washed-up hobo that can't take care of myself. Hoping to move into a basement apartment underneath a bowling alley.
What I’m doing with my life
nothing.
I’m really good at
Swearing, spitting, being racist, encouraging old ladies to run across busy streets, being belligerent, yelling at the TV, telling kids I have candy for them and then not giving them any, having sit-in protests during rush hour at Yonge & Dundas, supporting the War on Terror.
The first things people usually notice about me
My odour.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Goodnight Moon.
Twilight.
Jersey Shore.
Justin Bieber.
Corn Dogs.
The six things I could never do without
WWE Wrestling
Monster Trucks
Spike TV
Jerry Springer
Coors Light
Porn
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thinking is Stuped!
On a typical Friday night I am
See Above (the six things I could never do without).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was in Grade 3, I burned down my school.
You should message me if
You "get" that what is written above is probably the polar opposite of me.
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