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My self-summary
You: You insult a lot of people. Why do you talk like that?
Donald: My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure;
it's not your fault.

You: What is your platform? What do you stand for?
Donald: I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that
I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.

You: What will your first 6 months in office look like?
Donald: 1. The wall will go up and Mexico will start behaving.
B. Muslims: They're not coming to this country if I'm president.
Next. If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d
look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.

You: How will that help?
Donald: You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long
as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.

You: Is there anyone you DO get along with?
Donald: I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.

You: ??????

It's hard to believe singles ads were in newspapers. When we were kids, we would make fun of them
and wonder how the hell anyone could get to know each when they're being charged by the letter.
I guess you really had to read between the lines to get to know someone.

Creative, amorous, semi-cynical SWM looking for same in SF.
Non-smoker, light drinker and non-druggie.
Must like at least a few of these things.... horror movies, sushi, sweet tooth,
baseball, chocolate sprinkles, long hair/ponytail, drawing, zombies, random, surf and turf, comic books, animals, boxers.
artistic, bottled mocha frapuccino, history.

Superpowers: finding parking, gift-giving (if I like you) and vocabulary (it's not too shabby).

A vote for me is saying Yes to having a good time.
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