33Shanghai, China
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My self-summary
I've been likened to Andy Dwyer, but I think I'm more Burt Macklin looking for my Janet Snakehole.

Up for anything at least twice.
What I’m doing with my life
Making the best of it. I was working Washington, DC and will be moving Shanghai, China shortly to work in the medical field.
I’m really good at
Random trivia, not sitting still, lifting heavy objects, getting things off the top shelf, forgetting how big I am, cooking, organizing.
The first things people usually notice about me
eyes sometimes, Probably right now my blondish black and red moustache... I am not sure, I haven't taken a survey of this. I will let you know after the next national census
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lately it has been Ender's Game, fight club, self reliance, starship troopers, 50 shades of grey, The Essential Wooden, Choke, The Walking Dead, World War Z. 50 Shades was a mistake.

Vitamin String Quartet, CCR, Foo Fighters, Daft Punk, Less Than Jake, Brad Paisley, Outkast, Frank Sinatra, and the Black Keys

I can't talk enough about how much I love food. I am constantly eating. My Appetite is insatiable.
Six things I could never do without
Burritos - I mean they are fantastic. they are a meal equvalent of an orange. just peel off the foil and go. and they are huge space savers. pollo asada is probably the best kind with black beans and great spicy salsa.
Duct Tape - Myth busters proved its all you need to survive and further more you can make a wallet with it.
Toilet Paper - no explaination needed
Clean Water - its the best thing for you and what you need to survive daily
Friends - inside jokes, name calling, debauchery...the fun never ends
Pants - the sight of pantsless me is not for everyone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Rehabilitation protocols, where I want to travel, places to explore locally, the words to the song I was just listening to, is there an app for that? would it be better to be amish? I can climb that, wish I had my camera, there is an app for that, did I turn off my lights?
On a typical Friday night I am
unfortunately covering sporting events. how does a tuesday night sound? pretty great right?!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
well thats just odd. if its private why would i talk about it? we can maybe talk about this stuff if we meet
You should message me if
You have likeness to April Ludgate but think you're more Janet Snakehole.
The two of us