38Oakland, United States
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My self-summary
Raised in LA (not by choice); living in Oakland (by choice). I'm a happy camper - I love my job as a hairdresser (therapist, stylist, shoulder-to-cry-on expert). People leave my chair feeling happy, confident, and above all, heard. But mostly they look fabulous! My job affords me the time and resources to do whatever the hell I want. I am as loyal as a black lab to my friends, so don't mess with them - when I bite, I bite hard. Just be real, and we'll be fine.

Things I like: all sorts of music, from Madonna to Blonde Redhead; reading, from Voltaire to Frank Herbert; dancing, from the DNA Lounge to the Stork Club. Long conversations, mimosas on Sundays, late nights on Saturday, getting weird and abstruse with friends, friendly bitchiness, irrational shopping sprees followed by an expensive dinner, and passionate dismissals of heteronormativity.

I'm interested in making a connection with responsible hedonists, friends of fashion, language mavens, artists lacking 'artitude', admirers of good clean fun, and thinking agnostics. Oh yeah, and if you're cute, that would be rad.

I am honest, friendly, and fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Hopefully I'm taking my passion and making it work for me.
I’m really good at
Learning languages, turning the page, throwing things together and making friends. Giving advice while pointing out bad life choices. Oh and most importantly, cutting hair.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, my bags, my slap-a-bitch rings, and my dimples.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dune, L' etranger, Candide, Querelle, In Cold Blood, A Scanner Darkly, Giovanni's Room, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Disco Bloodbath.

To Wong Foo, Alien (all of them!), Mommie Dearest, The Matrix, Priscilla, Beaches, Kill Bill, Freeway, The Devil Wears Prada

Strangers with Candy, 30 Rock, Sex and the City, Absolutely Fabulous, I Love Lucy, Pulling, American Horror Story (Coven!), Archer, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I like any music one can dance to. Period.
Six things I could never do without
Sunglasses, iPhone, bourbon, cutting shears, fancy shoes, my dear sweet wonderful friends, but not in that order!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My hair, your hair, hers over there, and that guy's hair for sure. Oh dear, yeah... that guy's hair.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends.
You should message me if
... you wanna go get a pizza first. Then we'll go out and paint the town with fancy paint and cute overalls.
The two of us