35 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
Vinyl. Football. Beer. Soccer. Whiskey. Food. Weed. Basketball. Mountains. Glow-in-the-dark stuff. Cotton/Poly Blends. Ocean. Track and Field. Cameras. Surfboards. Twisted senses of humor. Tea. Late Nights, Sunrises, and everything in between.
What I’m doing with my life
Legalized drug-dealing in various licensed alcohol dispensaries.
I’m really good at
Being tall. Eating. Procrastinating. Doing what I want. Talking about almost nothing for hours. Having beautiful eyes. Typing 30 wpm. Making any and every boss I've ever had go nuts.
The first things people usually notice about me
Pshah. Like anyone can focus on just one thing when they meet me. There's so much to try and fix that it usually just fries their wires.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
just some current faves:

Reading - Welcome To The Monkey House, A Walk in the Woods, The Beach, I-502, Scotland and Its Whiskies.

Watching - The League, Amores Perros, Brooklyn Brothers Beat the Best, Newsroom.

Listening - Howlin' Rain, Kendrick Lamar, Foxygen, Python Lee Jackson

Eating and Drinking - The Walrus and the Carpenter, Paratii, Dot's, Tat's, Cafe Presse, Dinette, Bitter Root.

Just Drinking - Tavern Law, Stumbling Monk, Montana, Roxy's Back Door, Pinebox, Liberty, The Sexton, John John.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, but when I'm not funding future debauchery, I can usually be found living in the moment.
You should message me if
You don't think I need to be 'saved', you are smarter and more attractive than me, you are very wealthy, live in a foreign country and/or are a casting director offering me a primary role in your current project(yes, I do nude work)... Or you just wanna smack me for being such an asshole and not taking any of this seriously. Also if you just wanna say hi. Mom, please don't send me any more messages here. It's uncomfortable.