34London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Recovering hipster. Is often 'fun'. Makes a mean experimental breakfast. Only man I know who likes crosswords. Still question my facial hair choices.
What I’m doing with my life
Recovering from a jaunt around Sydney and rejoining impolite society. Beyond that, I'm still doing good deal of squandering, interspersed with frittering.
I’m really good at
Writing sentences without using the letter 'a'. Well, this one, up till now. The other one then too. I could go on forever...
The first things people usually notice about me
Whether I'm naked or not!

(cymbals crash. That's a joke, son)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Trashy American reality shows like Survivor, King of the Nerds and Bridalplasty. Less shameful favourites include Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad Community, Archer, and critically-acclaimed anime. University Challenge is also a must.

Music: I am big on Modern Classic (Max Richter, Peter Broderick et al), unless I am in public, in which case I prefer phat beatz.

Movies: Death In Venice (classy answer) Beauty And The Beast (cheesy answer), Vertigo etc

Books: Mostly non-fiction.
Six things I could never do without
Sparkling conversation, catchphrases, auto-fellatio, pop-culture references, the will to live and Jelly Belly jellybeans.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to cure all the world's diseases. And create sexy new ones, like bikini-pox or thonghorrea.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunkenly bothering someone with a ridiculous conversation, or at home catching up on American TV (where I may or not be drunk or bothersome).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Polio isn't cool.
You should message me if
You like deep deep, probing personal conversation or total silliness.
The two of us