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My self-summary
I enjoy simple things: listening to music of most any variety, reading a book, watching an engaging film, walking and talking (thats right, in conjunction with each other), drinking alcohol (in moderation, but I've been known to get drunk on occasion), and playing board or card games. I am not opposed to going out or being active, I am simply content with not.

Despite all that, I am horribly indecisive. Sometimes I don't know what I want and only what I don't once it's been presented.

I drink way more coffee and tea than I should, but I vastly prefer them to soda. I'm almost never without a glass of one or the other close at hand. I prefer good rum, whiskey, or tequila to beer. I smoke a bit but am trying to quit; health and cost are not big enough motivators for me in that regard at the moment, I suppose.

I believe irony is the key to a good joke; unfortunately, few others seem to share my opinions on what is funny.

My recognition is far superior to my recollection.

I have a low tolerance for bullshit from people with whom I'm not close, but am somehow capable of withstanding a large amount of it from friends and family, for whom I'd like to think I'm fairly accommodating.

I've been told I give good advice, which is ironic since I am incapable of taking advice...except for the advice to make this profile, but the jury is out on the soundness of this course of action.

This is section is a work in progress as I slowly become more comfortable with talking myself up.

Real quick: I'm 6'2" with black hair and brown eyes that I constantly hide behind sunglasses. I have a pair of dimples that shows when I smile and another pair that shows when I frown and I'm not too fond of either.
What I’m doing with my life
I recently began working the swing shift (6pm to 3am) for the post office Sunday through Friday so my free time has been drastically reduced. I would like to save up to go back to school (slow going on that front). The current plan is to study to be a teacher--probably math--but plans have changed before.

Wow. This is section disappointingly concise.
I’m really good at
I suppose I'm a decent cook; but I cook what I like to eat. I can lose myself in a book like I'm paid to. I really enjoy cataloging and database managing (of which I'm sure I'm one of a small few). I am fairly proficient with a bass guitar but have never taken it beyond playing with a few friends. I have an uncanny ability to remember useless trivia--in the same way that I can't remember anyone's name.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I am fairly quiet and reserved. I have the tendency to over think what I wish to say around people with whom I am unfamiliar. I've been told my silence is somewhat intimidating...and that I am extremely fidgety.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dark Tower series
the Stand
Hitchhiker's Guide
Green Mile
Walking Dead
Starship Troopers
American Gods
V for Vendetta
Anansi Boys
Get Shorty
Ender's Game
Lord of the Flies
Channel Zero
Kingdom Come
100 Bullets
Identity Crisis

Clerks (II)
Black Hawk Down
Donnie Darko
Fight Club
Love Actually
Southland Tales
Scanner Darkly
12 Monkeys
Lucky # Slevin
Empire Strikes Back
Raiders of the Lost Arc
Forrest Gump
Blade Runner
Almost Famous
Big Lebowski

I don't really watch TV but I enjoy most anything by Aaron Sorkin.
And Archer.

Bad Religion
Bouncing Souls
Social Distortion
Dirty Heads

I'll try most anything once but I generally like spicy foods and I generally dislike sweet foods.
Six things I could never do without
Allergy Meds
Internet Radio
Comfortable Shoes
My dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Coffee or tea? Whiskey or rum? Jacket or hoodie? Why looking at the stars is a contradiction in terms of life affirmation. Why people insist on turning what should be a five minute phone conversation into half an hour of texting. When exactly people stopped saying what it is they want and meaning what they say. Pi in relation to pie, and I don't even like pie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working from 6 to 3 then (re)reading a book or watching a movie with my dog next to me.

Saturdays I tend to spend hanging out drinking and gaming with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I probably won't ever work up the nerve to message anyone on this site.

I can't, for the life of me, remember what my reasoning was for this user name.

I enjoy nerdy tabletop games and Magic: the Gathering.
You should message me if
You want to learn how to play bass, or would like me to proofread a paper for you...or I suppose something in my profile intrigued you. I probably should have led with that last one...probably.
The two of us