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My self-summary
An enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in an In-N-Out wrapper.

I've been told I should write a book about my life. Take that however you like.

Not an age or ethnicity fetishist.

I try to be a not-shitty straight white male as much as possible.
What I’m doing with my life
Putting a bird on it.

Navigating the Metaverse. (I work in IT. Not a libertarian or MRA though.)

Trying new things like photography and playing the guitar.

I like to cook stuff ever since I moved to a place with a dishwasher (hashtag lazy)
I’m really good at
Relating almost any life situation to a Simpsons episode (old seasons of course)
Computer junk.
Cooking, love trying out new recipes. I'll make you a bad ass stir-fry. Or a pizza.
Ignoring sage advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor & my eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I re-watched Hedwig and the Angry Inch again and the songs are stuck in my head.

My first DVD player was purchased to watch an Army of Darkness DVD (that I bought before I had a DVD player).

I loved the "WGN Saturday Afternoon Movie" version of Pulp Fiction. Seriously, it exists. "The one that says bad mother on it" then super zoom-in on Jules' wallet so you can't see the bad word. Why even bother?!

I'm on a Joss Whedon kick as far as TV goes. I'm like 10 years late on Buffy. *UPDATE* Now I've seen Angel as well. Good stuff. And I'm a bit Whedon'd out for a bit.

I have a soft spot for 70s/80s punk bands.

I'm big fan of Salvador Dali paintings and R Crumb drawings.

The last book I read was a biography of Teddy Roosevelt. Yes, a book about a rich white man. It was good, though. *Edit* Reading Seveneves by Neal Stephenson atm.

A couple years ago I took a trip to Boston to see a Dead Milkmen concert. It was totally worth it.

I think The Breeders "Saints" is the perfect song. If we send up another space probe with human music on it, that should be the first song the aliens hear.

Oh yeah and that Mouth Moods album that just went up. Google it and thank me later.
Six things I could never do without
The Internet.
The Simpsons seasons 2-9
Mechanical keyboard.
Luna the stupid cat.
Nice cookware.
The word 'Meh'.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do I have toxoplasmosis?
Can I get "frozen" for say 3,000 years or so?

On a typical Friday night I am
As far away from any Wrigleyville bars as possible (exception can be made for Guthrie's or Pick-Me-Up Cafe).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own a Tiny Tim vinyl record.

I'm a disgraced former member of Team Zissou.
You should message me if
You know a good pizza recipe.

You want to go see a movie at the Music Box.

You want to join me in the audience of Steve Gadlin's Star Makers.

You want to try to find cool records at thrift stores. I found two autographed albums by The Knack at a Salvation Army. Yeah, I know, it's The Knack, but that's still kinda cool, eh? Eh?!? Maybe this limited edition Siouxsie and the Banshees record I found would impress you instead.
The two of us