31 Qassimiut, Greenland
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My self-summary
So I'm totally a dork...
And I don't mean like when jocks say, "I'm a dork, I play fantasy football." I mean like, I own calculus textbooks that I read for fun...
... Probably shouldn't have started off with that. Eh. Too late now.

Anyway, my idea of a good time is going to random festivals. You know like Ice Cream festivals, rattle snake festivals, peach festivals, ostrich festivals. Because apparently any random thing is cause for a celebration.

I also enjoy going to a random comic and game convention. BUT going to goodwill first and spending $20 to make my own ghetto costume.

Also given the choice of a vacation between Europe, Sweden and Hershey Pennsylvania, I'll totally pick Hershey, Pennsylvania. It's a town... based around CHOCOLATE!!! How can that NOT be great?
What I’m doing with my life
I got my degree in Elementary ed, but I only taught for a year. After leaving teaching I started up a website that's used by millions of folks a day. So I totally have one of those jobs with unlimited freedom that I can do from anywhere in the world. So naturally I decided to stay in Oklahoma.

I also own several rent houses and I'm always in the process of fixing up another.
I’m really good at
Making uncomfortable situations even more uncomfortable. Or cracking a joke at... well at just the worst possible time. Usually the joke only amuses me... so... yeah.
I figure when I die and my life flashes before my eyes I'll at least have a good chuckle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hmm... what are all the cool kids doing... oh!!! Got it!
On a typical Friday night I am out at the bar drinking... uh... milk and uh... dancing to... uh... Eric Clapton. Then me and my buddies go out in our muscle cars and rev the engines at 1 in the freaking morning waking up the neighborhood.

... Nailed it.
You should message me if
If you don't take yourself too seriously and you can hold a good quick witted fun conversation.