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My self-summary
So I'm not actually in a town in Greenland with a population of 12...

Hey there, I'm Robert.
I'm a mostly carefree relaxed kinda guy. I'm one of those guys who avoids stress and drama like the plague.
I'm also kinda the antithesis of a stereotypical dude. Like I have NO interest in football, hunting or fishing.

Also since everyone else posts it, I looked it up and apparently I'm a ISTJ-a personality type.
What I’m doing with my life
I got my degree in Elementary ed, but I only taught for a year. After leaving teaching I started up a website that's used by millions of folks a day.
So now I totally have one of those jobs with unlimited freedom that I can do from anywhere in the world. So... naturally I decided to stay in Oklahoma.

Oh yeah! I also own several rent houses and I'm always in the process of fixing up another.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movie: The Fountain. I know some folks say it's pretentious and confusing, but... well, I mean it kinda is. But still it's a good movie.

Music: As a general rule I'll find like a single song I like from an artist and then I'll hate everything else they've ever done. Like for example, I love 'Hurt' by Johnny Cash. The rest of his discography? Eh...

Food: I try to eat healthy... ish. That being said, like most teens and crime fighting turtles, I love pizza.
The six things I could never do without
You know those people that say stupid things like, "Man, you don't need anything, man. Like things, man. They own you."
I'm sorta like that. I keep things minimal. If I have my computer and the internet, I'm good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Okay, so according to Google 68.8% of Americans are overweight or obese, right?
So that is the majority. So wouldn't that mean that 'average' is now considered overweight? Like on that thing to the right there where it talks about your stats, if you put body type 'average' and you were overweight wouldn't that be accurate?
On a typical Friday night I am
Since I don't really have a job with set hours or days, Friday is just another day for me.
You should message me if
I'd like a partner that is fit and a good mix of sarcastic/serious.
I'm also not big on the whole insulting each other thing. Like I'll see some couples and they seem super antagonistic toward one another. Or super competitive.
That doesn't interest me. My perspective is in a relationship you should be celebrating your partners successes and be encouraging, etc.

I'm also not into 'dumb'. I know some guys think the whole dumb girl thing is cute or whatever, but that is not me at all. For me, there is nothing more attractive than being able to make a smart joke or pop culture reference and not having to explain it.