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My self-summary
Confession! I'm not actually in Qassimiut Greenland.

Hey there, I'm Robert.
I'm a mostly carefree relaxed kinda guy. Stress free zone and all that.
I'm also kinda the antithesis of a stereotypical dude. Like I have NO interest in football, hunting or fishing.
So naturally I fit right in with the folks in Oklahoma.

Also if you care I'm a ISTJ-a personality type.
What I’m doing with my life
I got my degree in Elementary ed, but I only taught for a year. After leaving teaching I started up a website that's used by millions of folks a day.
So now I totally have one of those jobs with unlimited freedom that I can do from anywhere in the world. Which is naturally why I decided to stay in Oklahoma.

Oh yeah! I also own several rent houses and I'm always in the process of fixing up another.
I’m really good at
Making uncomfortable situations even more uncomfortable. Or cracking a joke at... well at just the worst possible time. Usually the joke only amuses me... so... yeah.
I figure when I die and my life flashes before my eyes I'll at least have a good chuckle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movie: The Fountain. I know some folks say it's pretentious and confusing, but... well, I mean it kinda is. But still it's a good movie.

Music: As a general rule I'll find like a single song I like from an artist and then I'll hate everything else they've ever done. Like for example, I love 'Hurt' by Johnny Cash. The rest of his discography? Eh...

Food: I try to eat healthy... ish. That being said, like most teens and crime fighting turtles, I love pizza.
The six things I could never do without
You know those people that say stupid things like, "Man, you don't need anything, man. Like things, man. They own you."
I'm sorta like that. I keep things minimal. If I have my computer and the internet, I'm good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Okay, so according to Google 68.8% of Americans are overweight or obese, right?
So that is the majority. So wouldn't that mean that 'average' is now considered overweight? Like on that thing to the right there where it talks about your stats, if you put body type 'average' and you were overweight wouldn't that be accurate?
On a typical Friday night I am
Since I don't really have a job with set hours or days, Friday is just another day for me.
You should message me if
If you don't take yourself too seriously and you can hold a good quick witted fun conversation.

Or if you want to talk for a day or two and then do 'the fade'.