I'm an alright lad, though. Let's talk!
The Lord of the Rings (trilogy~)
Lord of the Flies
Near-on anything written by Shakespeare
Kill Bill (and any other Tarantino movie for that matter, what a guy)
Elizabeth - The Golden Age
Italian & Japanese are personal favourites, though you wouldn't catch me turning down anything tasty. :)
I'll think of more stuff to put here later when I've crawled back out of my shell.