I'm a sarcastic little ****er
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers
My indian name is runs with beer
If i were an enzyme, i'd be DNA helicase, so i could unzip your genes
Being perfect may be okay for barbie. but remember,
she ended up with a guy with plastic balls
*anti - drama is the way to go.*
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive & to do so w/ passion, compassion, & humor. =)
My take on Football and Men:
Men like football because the priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man’s life…. Scoring and Ball Security.
Attention men! Your penis is not Pinocchio's nose! It will not get bigger if you lie!!!
Btw if you're looking for a skinny girl that's not me baby :)
A Knowledge Navigator is a
fun way of saying teacher :))
Music - I love A Day to Remember, Linking Park, Green Day, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Three Days Grace, My Chemical Romance, 30 Seconds To Mars, Breaking Benjamin, Blink 182, Papa Roach, The Offspring, The All-American Rejects, Black Veil Brides, Simple Plan, Angels&Airwaves, Snow Patrol, Theory of a Deadman, Disturbed, Sum41, boys Like Girls, Mayday Parade, Anberlin, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Hollywood Undead, Shiny Toy Gun, Breathe Carolina, AFI, The Pretty Reckless, Escape the Fate, Falling in Reverse .... I love music that makes me Dance!!!!!!
Movies - I like movies that make me jump!!!
Shows - Big Bang Theory, 2 Broke Girls
Food - Italian food and Mexican food and Sushi
My friends and family
Coffee...... White Starbucks Cup, I fill you up.... =)
A little hint if u want my attention try typing more than 2 words in ur first message.
And if u call me sexy, baby, mami, etc in the first 10 mins that will b the end of the convo.
Also I'm not on here lookin for a booty call or to find someone to sext/Skype with so don't ask to trade dirty pix