I love coffee, banter, cooking, sarcasm, and laughing until I cry.
I suck at cuddling, being brave around spiders and folding laundry.
I am currently getting my masters degree in Criminology so I can become a criminal profiler and catch some bad guys!
Sushi (my dog)
How things work
How to perfect my air guitar
Are good at and like to banter
Don't take things too seriously but aren't emotionally stupid
Have a big heart
Please refrain from contacting me if you:
Are a drug addict
Are looking for a 3rd, 4th, 5th...
Are looking for a casual encounter
Have a half naked picture on your profile
Think your duck face is sexy
Can't spell out a full word such as ur, 2, b, luv, str8 and so on.