I used to be fat so my standards are lower than other guys as hot as me.
I've been told that I'm a stand up comedian in a wheelchair... A cruel joke if ya ask me!
I get the best parking, sit in the closest seats, wait in the shortest lines, and use in the biggest bathroom stalls.
I suppose I'm the intellectual sarcastic type who enjoys meeting all kinds of people and hearing everyone's story.
I have no agenda, I'm really just here to meet new people. Life is much more enjoyable when you keep things simple.
I love dogs.
I love stories that expose the human condition and make you think. I get bored with predictable happy endings.
If Rifftrax means anything to you, we should definitely be friends.
TV: The Expanse / Nathan for You / Orange is the New Black / Broad City / DareDevil / House of Cards / BattleBots / Better Call Saul / The Leftovers / Halt and Catch Fire / The Knick / Banshee / Game of Thrones / Homeland / Walking Dead / Misfits / Battlestar Galactica / Louie / anything Ricky Gervais / et cetera...
I stay away from almost all forms of "reality" TV. I have better things to do with my time, like take out the trash or nap.
Books: The Little Engine that Could
Music: I won't voluntarily turn on country, but I find things to enjoy in all genres. Electronica (house, drum and bass, glitch) and polka music are my current favorites.
Food: Bread, sauce, cheese. Sandwiches, pizza, Cesar salad and Gogurt.
One-sided awkward silences
Bass (Not the fish. As in the opposite of treble. The instrument is pretty cool too.)
Dark carbonated beverages. I know, they're unhealthy but I just love a Vanilla Coke or Dr. Pepper. I'd rather die young with a Coke in my hand than live to be 100 with dementia.
The Baader-Meinhof effect.
Why is everyone on this site "down to earth?". I'm not even sure what that means.
If that's a deal breaker, then I'm sorry for wasting your time.
(I lied I'm not really sorry.)
I tend to keep small talk to a minimum and cut right to the chase on just about any topic. If that sounds good to you, then let's do this.
* Pulse is not mandatory.