Trey72
34Dana Point, United States
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My self-summary
I used to be fat so my standards are lower than other guys as hot as me.

Friends say I should be a stand-up comedian. As someone who uses a wheelchair, my friends are jerks.

I get the best parking, sit in the closest seats, wait in the shortest lines, and use in the biggest bathroom stalls.

I suppose I'm the intellectual sarcastic type who enjoys meeting all kinds of people and hearing everyone's story.

I have no agenda, I'm really just here to meet new people. Life is much more enjoyable when you keep things simple.

I love dogs.
What I’m doing with my life
My degree is in visual communications, and have always worked for myself from home. I mostly work in the tech field and own a small telecommunications company. I also work on a kid's TV show on Netflix and PBS.

Besides work I enjoy spending time with my dog, watching movies in my modest home theater, and occasional gaming.

I also do 100 squats a day. Gotta keep things tight, ya know?
I’m really good at
Collecting movies, training dogs, situational humor, and trying to understand both sides of every argument.

I truly believe that most of life's problems can be resolved with good communication and patient understanding.

And if that doesn't work just roshambo for it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes (and by "eyes" I actually mean my boobs). Then probably my really sexy eyebrows, hair, and disarming personality.

If Keith Urban and Jack Black had a baby, it would probably look like me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: I love too many to list. Back to the Future, Memento, Dancer in the Dark, Another Earth, Ex Machina and Melancholia are definitely some good ones that come to mind.

I love stories that expose the human condition and make you think. I get bored with predictable happy endings.

TV: The Expanse / Nathan for You / OTINB / Broad City / The OA / House of Cards / BattleBots / Better Call Saul / The Leftovers / Halt and Catch Fire / The Knick / Game of Thrones / Letterkenny / Man Seeking Woman... The list goes on and is always changing.

Books: The Little Engine that Could

Music: I won't voluntarily turn on country, but I find things to enjoy in all genres. Electronica (house, drum and bass, glitch) and polka music are my current favorites.

Food: Bread, sauce, cheese. Sandwiches, pizza, Cesar salad and Gogurt.
Six things I could never do without
My dog, Waffle
Tactful sarcasm
Movies
One-sided awkward silences
Bass (Not the fish. As in the opposite of treble. The instrument is pretty cool too.)
Dark carbonated beverages. I know, they're unhealthy but I just love a Vanilla Coke or Dr. Pepper. I'd rather die young with a Coke in my hand than live to be 100 with dementia.

I am currently cutting down on my soda intake, however: "I'll just have a water, thanks!"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I believe a huge driving force in life is the common misconception that we all think we're better than everyone around us. This is amusing to me.
The Baader-Meinhof effect.
Why is everyone here "down to earth" and "looking for a partner in crime". WHY ARE YOU ALL HUMBLE FELONS?!
On a typical Friday night I am
My idea of the perfect date is something like a regular date but instead we sit down and bond over the differences and correct usage of "your" and "you're" and then we call it a night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's not really private but I obviously use a wheelchair. I'm not paralyzed, am able to drive and I'm completely independent. Everything works. Don't hesitate to ask!
If that's a deal breaker, then I'm sorry for wasting your time.
(I lied I'm not really sorry.)
You should message me if
You have a pulse*.

I tend to keep small talk to a minimum and cut right to the chase on just about any topic. If that sounds good to you, then let's do this.

* Pulse is not mandatory.
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