34 Dana Point, United States
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My self-summary
I used to be fat so I have lower standards than other guys as hot as me.

I get the best parking, sit in the closest seats, wait in the shortest lines, and poop in the biggest stalls. Also, there's always a chair handy when the urge to give a lap dance strikes.

I suppose I'm the intellectual sarcastic type who enjoys meeting all kinds of people and hearing everyone's story.

I have no agenda, I'm really just here to meet new people. Life is much more enjoyable when you keep things simple.

I love dogs.
What I’m doing with my life
My degree is in visual communications, and have always worked for myself from home. I mostly do dot com internet stuff. Yeah... I'm one of those guys. Probably my most successful ventures so far are creating and I'm currently working on a children's television show. Look for it on PBS and Netflix soon!
I’m really good at
Collecting movies, training dogs, cable management, finding the humor and making the best of everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes (and by "eyes" I actually mean my boobs). Then probably my really sexy eyebrows, hair, and disarming personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: I love too many to list. Back to the Future, Memento, Dancer in the Dark, Another Earth, Ex Machina and Melancholia are definitely some good ones that come to mind.

I love stories that expose the human condition and make you think. I get bored with predictable happy endings.

If Rifftrax means anything to you, we should definitely be friends.

TV: The Expanse / Nathan for You / Orange is the New Black / Broad City / DareDevil / House of Cards / BattleBots / Better Call Saul / The Leftovers / Halt and Catch Fire / The Knick / Banshee / Game of Thrones / Homeland / Walking Dead / Misfits / Battlestar Galactica / Louie / anything Ricky Gervais / et cetera...

I stay away from almost all forms of "reality" TV. I have better things to do with my time, like take out the trash or nap.

Books: The Little Engine that Could

Music: I won't voluntarily turn on country, but I find things to enjoy in all genres. Electronica (house, drum and bass, glitch) and polka music are my current favorites.

Food: Bread, sauce, cheese. Sandwiches, pizza, Cesar salad and Gogurt.
The six things I could never do without
My dog, Waffle
Tactful sarcasm
One-sided awkward silences
Bass (Not the fish. As in the opposite of treble. The instrument is pretty cool too.)
Dark carbonated beverages. I know, they're unhealthy but I just love a Vanilla Coke or Dr. Pepper. I'd rather die young with a Coke in my hand than live to be 100 with dementia.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I believe a huge driving force in life is the common misconception that we all think we're better than everyone around us. This is amusing to me.
The Baader-Meinhof effect.
Why is everyone on this site "down to earth?". I'm not even sure what that means.
On a typical Friday night I am
My idea of the perfect date is something like a regular date but instead we sit down and bond over the differences and correct usage of "your" and "you're" and then we call it a night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's not really private but I obviously use a wheelchair. I'm not paralyzed, am able to drive and I'm completely independent. Everything works. Don't hesitate to ask!
If that's a deal breaker, then I'm sorry for wasting your time.
(I lied I'm not really sorry.)
You should message me if
You have a pulse*.

I tend to keep small talk to a minimum and cut right to the chase on just about any topic. If that sounds good to you, then let's do this.

* Pulse is not mandatory.