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My self-summary
Hi! I haven't written an essay yet because I never know what to say in these dern things. This space is where I'll express myself sometime before hell freezes over (maybe). If you'd like to know more about me, please give me a massage.

I was thinking about updating this, but decided against it because I'm still waiting on that massage.

Somebody, give me a massage already...

It won't hurt to say hi...I may even surprise you.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Failing at life...
The first things people usually notice about me
It could be my smartassedness, but I Don't know...maybe you should ask them?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read. I usually end up reading, just about, anything that somebody recommends. Any Suggestions?

When It comes to movies I'll watch and usually enjoy pretty much anything. Just between you and me...I love The Notebook.

My music tastes are somewhat eclectic. From punk to New Wave to classic country and every thing in between, throw in some Sinatra and Deano add a touch of Billie Holiday and you have my iPod. Social Distortion is my favorite, but I've been listening to a lot of Josh Ritter lately...

Give me a grilled Chinese pizza and I'll love you forever.
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

The internet, orgasms (what's the point of sex without them), a good book, pizza, NPR, and music.

Ok, I probably could do without those things. But really, who would want to?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Women and the things we can do to each other. No, really, I think about sex...a lot. Don't get me wrong, there is way more to me than sex.

Ok maybe I don't spend a lot of time thinking about this, but I do often wonder how people can claim they don't have time to read yet their favorite movie list is 25 titles long...
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting at home (hopefully).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own a metal detector
You should message me if
You know I'm only joking when I say "I'll buy dinner if you make breakfast"


The fact that I own a metal detector makes you hot.


You're warm blooded and you don't take anything I've written too seriously.


You just want to say yo...
The two of us