Why is teleportation not a thing yet?
Better question: why tf do magic carpets not exist yet, either?
Just moved to Tuscon from Mesa and I don't know anyone!
Testing.. Testing.. Is this thing on?? Uh.. How do you use this again? Wow, It's been such a long time.....
PLEASE KNOW AND UNDERSTAND THAT THIS STUPID APP LIKES TO SAY IM ONLINE WHEN IM REALLY NOT!
(jk, i'm actually just ignoring you)
(jk, jk. The sarcasm is real)
(OR IS IT???)
...... Moving on..................
Oh, hello (:
My name is Trisha. I am 24 years old and I live in the good ol' AZ.
I roll burritos at Chipotle, drink tea, and laugh at everything. I love music, food, animals and people.
Just your average gal. I'm totally normal! Cool your jets and don't get too excited, ok????
*cries internally* ok, I lied, I'm sorry.. Nothing about me is "normal".. I take it back.
Also, please know and understand that I look NOTHING like I do in my pictures. I'm telling you now, if you ever meet me in person, you'd be disappointed👌so much disappointment.. u will crei evry tiem😢
Pictures just like to show the world how much I DON'T actually look IRL...
Follow me on Instagram and stuuuuff.
Fun fact: I'm such a sucker for guys with cute cat pictures😻
Prepare yourselves, boys and girls. Put aside about 1hour of your time if you wish to read the rest of this. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA
But let's just hope and pray that, that day never comes.
If it does, I'm going to have them make a plaster model of my hands to hang up so that they will always be remembered for all eternity 😢
(UPDATE: 3 years at Chipotle, but we went our separate ways💔)
Currently a server at Applebee's. Sucks booty. Not even the good kind of booty, either! 😤
(UPDATE: Now living in Tucson with my best friend and her husband living as their full-time nanny for their daughter)
Oh.. And also, rolling burritos.....
Not having transportation...... 😒
Riding the bus/missing the bus
Talking to cats😻
.. Or ANY animal for that matter!
Watching anime😊 AND/OR Korean/Japanese dramas
... But, JAY KAY BECAUSE I WORK ALL THE TIME AND NEVER HAVE TIME ANYMORE
Getting my fucking heart broken repeatedly 💔👌
*I am actually a professional at this. And the more I think about it, the more I feel like I should be getting paid for it*
stranger: "Do you have a cigarette?"
me: "no, sorry. I don't smoke"
stranger: "oh... you just look like the type of person that would smoke.."
me: -________- (the whale-iest of whale faces)
*because people are super judgemental and assume they know all about me just by the way I look 👌
It's 2016 and people are still judging the book by its cover and putting labels on anything that breathes. PLS GO ELSEWHERE WITH THAT BUUUULL SPIT. coolthnxbai
*** this message was brought to you by your friendly neighbor OF BEING A HUMAN BEING *gasp* big surprise! Much wow, such shock.
Um. And most likely my hair? I kid you not, I'll get comments on it on the daily. And I never get tired of them😊
.. Even if I'd rather they comment my PERSONALITY:/ it makes me happy to think I don't look like a TOTAL moron.
It's 'kay, doe. I don't do it for da people anyways, I do it for me!
... Dang. I should like, totally be in a commercial or something. That was so moving 😢
(UPDATE: No longer have my colored hair and I miss it dearly😢 pls come back 2 me)
FRILL DOE. All these people think I look like a bitch or something, but I'm probably one of the goofiest, kindest girls you'll ever meet. EVER 😠
Please don't get confused about my total sarcasm 95% of the time😔 THAT'S WHY PEOPLE GET THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT ME IN THE FIRST PLACE.
The first thing that people usually notice about me is NOTHING. ZIP, NADA, ZILCH! BECAUSE SENPAI REFUSES TO NOTICE MEEEEE~
y u no notice me, senpaaaiii~ *weeps*
HEY, DAD LOOK AT ME. THINK BACK AND TALK TO ME. DID I GROW UP ACCORDING TO... PLAAAANN~
... Sorry. Sometimes I talk/think via lyrics. It's a problem. -.-''
Food? Anything and everything, pretty much. Except that I'm a total wimp when it comes to spicy things.. it's no bueno :,( but, other than that! Hold up food to my face and tell me to say "ahhh~" AND FEED ME
(almost regretting that last thing bc 98% of the guys on here will take that in a totally different direction-- STOP IT)
Books? I actually enjoy reading, but I can't ever seem to have the time to avidly do it in my free time.
Movies? I love me some good ol' movies, yo. I need someone that will cry with me while watching Moulin Rouge <3
I'm not a picky movie watcher. But, I seem to really enjoy the animated movies over everything else. BC FUQ YA DAT SHET IZ DA BOMB
(sorry, I'm experimenting with different personalities.. The hood rat one never seems to suit me, though :/)
I don't watch TV ever. Netflix has been a stranger lately..
It's usually just anime, anime, more anime and k-dramas for me~
(am so cool, u r just jelly)
Music?? Um. I really listen to almost everything. *ALMOST* being the key word here.
As cliche of an answer that is, it's very true.
I've honestly been listening to kdrama soundtracks and kpop more than anything else, though... someone pls save me. I just can't stop.
✅ My mommyyyy😊 I mean.. It makes sense, right??
✅ Contacts/glasses 👓
(BECAUSE I AM BLIND, SHUT UP)
(because everyone is too serious, kay?)
✅ Oh, and food..
✅ Anime (because fak u, I love it, k?) this also covers my lovely Korean dramas that I couldn't live without ~tear~
✅ My precious Mac and iPhone😢 because they are my babies and they make me have the feels that puts a smile on mah faaacee ~ahhhhh~
✅ LOVE. Because this world has gone to SHIT and no one knows how to give a damn anymore
✅ 🐳s, food, and emoticons
✅ Wait, I mentioned food, right??
Shoot.. I think that was more than 6.........
That's why I'm such a wonderful insomniac 👍
I sometimes don't even understand half the stuff I end up thinking about. Cause after I think it, I'm most likely just sitting there thinking about why I just thought that.
*Sciiieeennnccee~🌈 and stuff..*
Why are my eyes 💩brown and all my brothers and sisters have blue/green/hazel/caramel eyes? Am I adopted? I really do think I'm adopted.
WHY AM I THE BLACK SHEEP?!?! ~baaa~
It makes me giggle a little bit, though when I see family pictures and it's all like.. Oh, okayyyy.. There's everyone.. Aww, they look cute! .... And then there's me😒 the frickin' eye sore that stands out. Like. OH HAY GAIZ. PLZ NOTICE MEEEEE.
I kid. I'm not desperate enough to be an attention whore-DON'T WORRY.👍
I think about how I wish I was more like how I write/text IRL...
Don't get me wrong, this is all me. I'm goofy as all hell. But, most of my awkwardness just spews out when I'm around people. It usually takes awhile for me to warm up to someone, so don't get the wrong idea. Half the time, I'm just shy as FAK.
And, last but not least, WHY IN THE ACTUAL FAK AM I WRITING SO MUCH SHIT THAT NO ONE IS EVEN GOING TO READ?! I WISH MY THUMBS WOULD STOP BEING SO APPOSABLE AND STFU BECAUSE SHIT. I DIDNT KNOW I WAS WRITING HARRY POTTER 27!! Dhebskdnenssiebrosgworbyazodh
~angst 4 dayzzzz~
I'm more innocent than I look👍
(whatever that means💁🏼)
I legitimately typed this all out via my phone
(and it took way less time than all of you are probably thinking)
I get uncomfortable really easily because I'm a nervous wreck most of the time😄😥
Like, fuck anxiety, right?? RIGHT?? AMIRITEDOE????
My alcohol tolerance is through the roof, sooo.. I've never actually been drunk. By the time I actually start to feel anything, everyone is snoozing and/or barfing somewhere...
I may be 23, but I actually don't know jack
shet about liquor. Not enough to go to a bar and order something. I really don't drink often. Like. I'd prefer to drink at a hangout with people I know.
Crazy parties just really aren't my style. If I'm at a party, I'm the one who usually is taking care of everyone.. Making sure they don't kill themselves... Holding their hair back...
... Or, I'm just most likely the one that finds the cat or other animals to talk to.........
I get scared really easily, so I haven't seen very many scary movies.. I'll end up seeing shit and having nightmares, so. NO TANKS. 😤 ~hmph~
I can cry veryyyy easily when watching a movie or show... Or Sarah Mclachlan's dumb ass commercial because fak that shet. That could make anyone cry.
I'm actually way more quiet and shy than what this profile makes it seem. This is all just the madness that goes on in my head that makes it difficult to actually interact with human beings.
Oh, annndd. I am the youngest of 8👌
AKA: The "Cinderella" of my family
I'm looking for new friends. Because I have none and would love some👌please and thank you!
PLEASE LETS BE FRIENDS OK GREAT
Find me on Twatter (@TrishaFisher) and Instagay! (TrishaaFisherr) VINE TOO JUST BC (@TrishaFisher)
If you ever want to laugh at how lame I am, come hang out with me on YouNow. I go on every once in a while ^-^
I am really, very sorry that it takes so long for me to reply sometimes😩
I usually only ever have time to read your messages, then come back to it later to reply!
Just love me, pls😢
And, um. If you read all of this.. Good for you and stuff I guess? I wish I could say that this was some kind of test and you passed.. "Here's a gold necklace", but unfortunately, you just wasted a lot of time..... Precious time, I assume.
LUULL how embarrassing...... 😥
My sincerest apologies 😭😭😭😭
PLS DON'T KILL ME K💔
Also-----> I generally suck at messaging people first-SO DON'T BE AFRAID TO DO SO👍