28 Miami, United States
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My self-summary

Sorry if my inbox is full, I try to keep it cleared out regularly. Just popular I guess.
What I’m doing with my life
See above.

Looking like the love child of Luke Wilson and Owen Wilson. Definitely not taking any time combing my hair, that's for damn sure.
I’m really good at
Wasting time... going on adventures... spending money on garbage... using ellipses

Not combing my hair. Please stop asking.
The first things people usually notice about me
Dunno... my chest, since I'm about a foot taller than most people down here?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Tucker Max

Movies: Sofia Coppola


Music: Chance the Rapper

Food: Steak
The six things I could never do without
Haribo gummy bears (6)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Getting out of MIA
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I forget to wear underwear about half the time.
You should message me if
You're not boring or at least boring in the right ways. You can figure out what in this profile is bullshit and what isn't.

Definitely if you are Kristen Dunst or Holly Hunter.

Please not if you have Snapchat or whatever graphics in your pics. Exception to this rule: Kristen Dunst (Holly Hunter is old enough to know better)