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My self-summary

I like poking fun at academic writing. If you see the humor and ridiculousness in this, we'll probably get along:

"We use aesthetics in a slightly unusual way, to refer not only to how the game looks and feels (as Schell suggests) but also to the user’s subjective and emotional response to the game (as Hunicke et al. suggest). This choice is based on the observation that when game designers say that artwork reinforces aesthetics, they do not simply mean that artwork reinforces how the game looks (i.e. style); they mean that artwork reinforces how the game feels (i.e. the player’s emotional response)."
What I’m doing with my life
See above.

Seriously though, I've mostly dedicated myself to education... in particular underprivileged kids. I'm like some kind of rad, hoodie-wearing Mr. Rogers.
I’m really good at
Wasting time... going on adventures... spending money on garbage... using ellipses

Not combing my hair. Please stop asking.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm constantly changing my look... see pics for evidence

(pics are recent and representative, for better or worse)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Douglas Adams

Movies: Real Genius

TV: Sealab 2021

Music: Atom and His Package

Food: Steak
Six things I could never do without
Haribo gummy bears (6)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Library stuff, films, and video games... not necessarily of my own choice or in that order, priority.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking (not really)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I forget to wear underwear about half the time.
You should message me if
~YOU HAVE PICTURES THAT ACTUALLY REPRESENT WHO YOU ARE/WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE~ Gonna retain the right to turn around and seeyoulaterbye if we meet up and you've misrepresented yourself.

You're not boring or at least boring in the right ways. You can figure out what in this profile is bullshit and what isn't.

You aren't pretentious, and if you are pretentious be self aware (and self deprecating) of that.

You're inviting me to play laser tag.

Definitely if you are Kristen Dunst or Holly Hunter.

Please not if you have Snapchat or whatever graphics in your pics. Exception to this rule: Kristen Dunst (Holly Hunter is old enough to know better)
The two of us