30 Neukölln, Germany
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My self-summary
Russischer Adel im freiwilligen Dauerexil

67 kilo leicht, verspielt, verpeilt, stubenrein

Dogma des Tages: immer beides.

Und sonst auch
What I’m doing with my life
Breaking the waves, while trying to keep my shorts on
I’m really good at
whole sentences.
Käsebrote kochen
firm looks and meaningful glances

I also seem to be pretty good at earning trust of those, who have intrigued my attention.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get uncanny when I'm bored. And hell of a fire-cracker otherwise.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Getting drunk on Bukowski's rude Lyrics
Addicted to any moving picture with a witty twist to it

Except for eggs. I don't eat stuff coming from an animal anus.
The six things I could never do without
I can do well without much stuff but enjoy utterly the right tool at the right moment.

I rather tend to miss sensations than things.

And a world without my Sprungfeder would be not half as fun
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bienchen & Blümchen

Dignity and how to keep my backbone, while avoiding being stiff or harsh

Ropes and floggers
On a typical Friday night I am
chilling hard
celebrating a pagan orgy
Or managing one
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I tried to be a monk. See the results
I dislike a lot of stuff and people, but rarely hate anyone particular
I'd rather be eaten by a dragon than mary a princess.
You should message me if
if you'd like to meet me or us together. We kick serious ass, each for himself or in a bunch

If you are attracted to or at least curious about the life out of the monogamous box. And please save your breath if you aren't, you might just get upset after all...

If you feel the urge to teach me any useless skill like cooking, tantra or life-size origami

if you don't expect me to chat with you until I loose my eyesight. As much as I enjoy those hieroglyphs, typing is not my main discipline. Let's meet and see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

or for any other peculiar reason

P.s.: contact me if you feel like it, since I probably won't write you first. It's way beneath my arrogance to contact strangers.
Unless you are a unicorn, of course.
(I'm pretty busy and maybe I just like ladies who are bold enough to make the first move)