34 Granite City, United States
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My self-summary
Nice dude. Crass sense of humor. Close with family. Best friend to several. Types in sentence fragments.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an EMT and a professional musician. Life is awesome!
I’m really good at
I can flare each nostril independently.

Untangling xmas lights, building things, playing music, listening, abstract concepts, cooking from scratch, finding patterns, shuffle board, lucid dreaming, situational awareness, mispelling, whistling, reciting statistics.
The first things people usually notice about me
My conjoined twin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've read a lot on permaculture and other gardening methods.
Other than that I'd be lying if I said I read much. However, as an adult I read a novel about a labrador who solved murder mysteries.

The Big Lebowski
Gremlins 2
God Bless America

This is my jam. Show me some stuff about space or animals and I'll sit quiet for hours.

Doctor Who
It's Always Sunny in Phillidelphia

Anathallo, Ben Folds, Blue Meanies, Emerson Lake
& Palmer, Detektivbyrån, Mr. Bungle, The Dresden Dolls, Yann Tierson, Sufjan Stevens, Queen, Paul Simon, The Kinks, Dirty Dozen Brass Band, The Presidents of the United States of America...

I'll try anything once, probably twice.
The six things I could never do without
Crystal Pepsi
Blockbuster Video
Floppy drives
The Great Auk
Something else stupid
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How things are made, interactions of complicated systems, how small we are & how much smaller things get, how to circumvent rules.

If I'm not careful, I'll have Jump in the Line by Harry Belafonte and the main theme to Jurassic Park on loop on my internal ipod all day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing my usual Friday night gig 10-1. Sometimes I'll play a parade with the Shriners before hand, so I end up at the gig dressed like a baggy paints clown.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I ate a worm when I was 3. I thought it was yard spaghetti.
You should message me if
You're down.
People mistake you for a lesbian.
You're kind of a bitch, and you're okay with that.