TwatzillaOmg
27 Beverly Hills, United States
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My self-summary
Currently in treatment. (11/30/16)

Watch this:

http://imdb.com/title/tt4163020/

Today at the pool some old ladies were talking about getting lipo, vitamin infusions, and spending $85 on B12. I desperately wanted to chime in and tell them how crazy they were, but I was too busy recording myself swimming laps and trying not to drop my phone in the pool. (10/20/16)

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I'm not really from Beverly Hills.
I'm only looking for online, PC gaming friends with Steam. (or Overwatch buddies)
I don't want to meet. I'm a hermit.
If you have numbers in your name and it's not ironic, don't bother messaging me.
My cat is way better than your cat.
I am either lying in bed or swimming too much. Or doing Ballet Beautiful. Or walking several miles. I'd run, but my shoes are all wrong.
Raspberries are my favorite fruit. Ben and Jerry's is the best ice cream.
Fitness is important to me.
Loving animals more than humans is also important. Or just loving animals a lot, I suppose. Animals are obviously superior. Just accept it and move on.

So if you don't care about and/or qualify for the above, and want to try being friends feel free to message me. If not, carry on.


I edit my profile with wild abandon. I rarely delete anything even when it becomes irrelevant. If you're feeling overwhelmed, just skim the emphasized things. They are all that matter really.

I finally deleted some stuff a year later. Woo.

My name is Shanna, and I'm not looking for a lover or a marriage. I'm looking for friends and nemeses.

I have numerous health issues (please don't send me a message asking what they are) and I'm a hermit, so I stay home and play video games to pass the time. Since my life has been overly thrilling, this is a nice change for me.

I'm an avid Steam user, so TF2 is my main game of choice.

"She sucks at TF2 but at least she has heart! I think. Actually, no. But she's good with peeing."

Poorkcupid


^He currently says I'm dead to him because Jaren and I decided to pick up WoW again. ;_;^
What I’m doing with my life
Lots and lots of video games. With a dash of Netflix thrown in.

^Currently it's the other way around.

Less video games now (March 2015) and waaaay more swimming. Still Netflix and my cat though. I'm either lying in bed or at the rec center pretending I'm a mermaid and catching germs.

I am also cuddling my cat to death.

Reddit.

I am teaching myself math since I never really learned it. (This ended after learning multiple division. Fuck math. I have a calculator.)

I am also trying to teach myself to code. I was doing so well until WoW sucked me back in. Sigh.

I also just started a video game blog thing.

^That died soooooo fast.

I have the attention span of a marmot on meth.
I’m really good at
Setting people on fire and stabbing them in the back.

I've become pretty good at building tiny guns and running around killing bitches.

Sometimes I make people feel better, but only if I'm feeling generous. It's a pretty stressful job.

I'm a great _____, but I'd rather you didn't message me about it. I shall keep it a secret until I know you much better.

Lying about my age and forgetting about it. Oops.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice. It's amazing and shit.

If it's real life, then probably my insanely oversized purple hoodie.

Seriously, my hoodie is ridiculous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like funny stuff. And some crime stuff. And sci-fi/fantasy stuff. Stargate SG-1 and so on.

I used to read so much I was put on a book restriction, but these days my concentration is sort of nil. I think the only books I own are World War Z and The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

A song I like.

And another.

This one is good as well.

And this one was written and recorded for me when I was homeless. <3

The last song was written by Numsig.

I can't stand mushrooms or olives. They taint everything they touch.

Food is a difficult thing for me. I love Subway though. I eat it a few times a month.

I make really good chili that you will never get to try. Works better than laxatives too.
The six things I could never do without
My kitty
Sugar free gum
Coke zero
My tablet
Avocados
Lemon water
Desktop
Internet
Bed (I could go without it, but I refuse to ever do so again)
Electric blanket
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food. I spend more time thinking about eating than I actually do eating. It's terrible.

What to play. I have over 200 games in my Steam library, but I only seem to play the same few.

Swimming.

How I really need that $400,000 robot I added to my Amazon wishlist.

tl;dr: I AM AN AWESOME BITCH.

~Poorkcupid

Pretty sure ^he means me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Killing people.

Playing Team Fortress 2/Space Station 13 or watching something amusing.

Things she likes to play:
• Twat Fortress 2
• World of Twatcraft
• Civilization Twat
• Twaterria
• Twatlands 2
• Skytwat
• Twat Defenders
• Twatcraft
• Twatsmod

-Poorkcupid

^He finds this amusing because I renamed World of Warcraft to World of Twatcraft and linked it on Steam. :3
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a hermit, so I don't have any real life friends. I'm slightly agoraphobic due to being homeless for 8 months in Miami, and I generally dislike most people.

For interaction I use Steam and Mumble. I prefer speaking over typing. I'm lazy.

I'm not actually from Beverly Hills. Or even California! I just like to cast a wide net in an area that contains people I get along with best.

This doesn't (or shouldn't anyway) matter since I am only looking for online video game partner things. I'm really not sure what to call you.

Update! I apparently fail at setting alarms. Not one in the last month has worked out for me.

I've come to realize that I have a serious X-Factor addiction. Once I start watching a video, I can't stop until hours have gone by.

Just keep swimming...
You should message me if
You wish to amuse me.

You want to help me kill people.

P.S. It has to come to my attention that this may work.

Since most people seem unable to figure this out, ^that^ is a joke. Don't buy me anything. Kthnx.
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