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My self-summary
Okay, Cupid. I live in Williamsburg, NY. I work in comedy. I love throwing parties, swimming, non-fiction, novelty-sized things, carpentry, and outside jokes.
I'm Type A in remission and a bit of news junkie.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a comedy writer, improviser, and researcher at the colbert report. I was born in NC and graduated from college last year. Been bouncing around Brooklyn since then.
I’m really good at
Fixing broken things.
The first things people usually notice about me
my special fatures
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fargo, Airplane!, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Breaking Bad, The Wire, The Simpsons, The War On Drugs, Little Dragon, Huevos Rancheros, Sandwiches, (The) Cranberries, DFW, What I'd Say To The Martians, Radiohead, Kendrick Lamar, The Colbert Report, Visit From The Goon Squad, Slaughterhouse 5, Alt-Js, Strunk&White, Wilco, Bowie, VHS tapes, Twin Peaks, Nina S., Lil' Dragon, Kurt Vonnegut, King Tuff, Grizzly Bear, Junot Diaz,
Six things I could never do without
The Daily Show,
goat cheese,
my roommates, (this counts as one)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The fiscal cliff.
Also what I'm eating next. Sub-category: where to get the perfect grilled cheese.
On a typical Friday night I am
At UCB or a friend's apartment//ticketed entertainment or writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit

Also I write and publish a humor zine with my bestie, Johnny. www.PillowTalkZine.com
The two of us