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My self-summary
"Never take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive."

I'm Tyler if you haven't figured that out by now.
I enjoy long walks on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm dragging a stolen mannequin around the Wendy's parking lot. I hope I don't have to explain the sarcasm there...anyway, In what little downtime I have, I enjoy hanging out with friends, going to the occasional bar and going to concerts and music festivals.

I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.
What I’m doing with my life
I work full time successfully persuading people to buy things they don't want with money they most likely shouldn't spend. Morally questionable? Maybe. But hey, a guy's gotta eat..right?
I’m really good at
Turning on jukeboxes by kicking them.
Leaping tall buildings in a single bound.
Being a master of disguise.
Fixing the electronics you just broke.
Cooking the best meal of your life.
Selling ketchup popsicles exclusively to women in white gloves.
Making intellectual jokes that most people don't get.
The first things people usually notice about me
By the very nature of this question aren't you going to figure that out on your own?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, Scarface, Goodfellas, PCU, Super Troopers.

TV: Californication,Scrubs, South Park,Criminal Minds,The Mentalist.

Phish, The Disco Biscuits, Moe., Widespread Panic, Gov't Mule, Umphrey's McGee,The Grateful Dead,Further,Dumptsaphunk, Family Groove Company, Cornmeal, Trey Anastasio Band, MMW, Keller Williams, Eoto, Led Zepplin, Boston, The Eagles, The Doors, The Rolling stones, Frank Sinatra.
Six things I could never do without
1. Humor
2. Scotch
3. Intelligent conversation

I don't know, I've blanked on the rest. Maybe I'll add them later. For now, multiply these by two if it makes you feel better. (please ignore the fact that the three of these as a whole make me sound like an egotistical alcoholic that thinks he's funny.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, and if I'll get up to the required 88 mph to get back there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shenanigans and tomfoolery. But mainly shenanigans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My personality is so magnetic that I can't carry credit cards. Don't worry, I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to. But you probably will, because I'm hilarious.
You should message me if
So I guess I've reached the point where I make a ridiculous list of qualities that I expect you to have or aspirations for you to live up to.

So, with that in mind, if you're a down to earth, nymphomaniac midget with a flat head who owns a liquor store, feel free to message me.

Everybody else, drop me a line anyway and we'll see where it goes.
The two of us