I'm Tyler if you haven't figured that out by now.
I enjoy long walks on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm dragging a stolen mannequin around the Wendy's parking lot. I hope I don't have to explain the sarcasm there...anyway, In what little downtime I have, I enjoy hanging out with friends, going to the occasional bar and going to concerts and music festivals.
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.
Leaping tall buildings in a single bound.
Being a master of disguise.
Fixing the electronics you just broke.
Cooking the best meal of your life.
Selling ketchup popsicles exclusively to women in white gloves.
Making intellectual jokes that most people don't get.
TV: Californication,Scrubs, South Park,Criminal Minds,The Mentalist.
Phish, The Disco Biscuits, Moe., Widespread Panic, Gov't Mule, Umphrey's McGee,The Grateful Dead,Further,Dumptsaphunk, Family Groove Company, Cornmeal, Trey Anastasio Band, MMW, Keller Williams, Eoto, Led Zepplin, Boston, The Eagles, The Doors, The Rolling stones, Frank Sinatra.
3. Intelligent conversation
I don't know, I've blanked on the rest. Maybe I'll add them later. For now, multiply these by two if it makes you feel better. (please ignore the fact that the three of these as a whole make me sound like an egotistical alcoholic that thinks he's funny.)
So, with that in mind, if you're a down to earth, nymphomaniac midget with a flat head who owns a liquor store, feel free to message me.
Everybody else, drop me a line anyway and we'll see where it goes.