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My self-summary
"Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own." - Bo Burnham

There are three things you should know about me. I am a college graduate looking for tutoring jobs, I am trying to meet fun and intelligent people, I have a problem with writing long, run-on sentences, and I'm not very good at counting.
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated college and have been applying for jobs in the tutoring field. I currently live in an apartment in Austin, and I'm trying to meet more people.
I’m really good at
It would probably be quicker for me to list the things I'm bad at. Get it? I'm saying that I'm good at so many things, there are actually fewer things I'm bad at. Wow, isn't that a neat response? No but really, I'm like any other person, I have a variety of strengths and a variety of weaknesses, but it would be really boring for me to just list them all here.

Anyways, I'm a pro at procrastinating, I'm fantastic at talking more than I should, and I'm pretty sure I could take you at ping pong. Beyond that, feel free to ask, or learn more when we talk!
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically, I usually get comments on my hair or eyes. I have naturally curly hair that people have always felt the compulsive need to touch for my entire life. And my eyes kind of change in color anywhere from bright blue, dark blue, or green depending on my surroundings.

With my personality, people notice almost immediately that I'm outgoing. I'm not shy at all, have never had any problems meeting people, and I love to talk. It's gotten me in trouble a number of times.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, Ender's Game, 1984, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Piers Anthony

Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Quentin Tarantino, Moonrise Kingdom, Mad Max, Guardians of the Galaxy, Silver Linings Playbook

Shows: Dexter, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Arrested Development, Scrubs, South Park, Friends, Community, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Rick and Morty

Music: Current favorite band is Fun. and all time favorite band is Queen. I listen to most genres at least casually, although there are a few styles of music I'm not a huge fan of (like country or metal).

Food: I'll eat pretty much anything, but when I'm not trying to eat healthy, I seem to always find myself eating ice cream.
The six things I could never do without
1. Family
2. A partner
3. Other people!
4. Fun stuff to do
5. An internet connection
6. Food/Water/Air/Shelter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When you look closely, the universe is really quite absurd. Life specifically is hilariously bizarre. Everything operates like a chaotic collection of individual moving pieces bouncing off and banging into each other. It's nice to take a step back every once in a while, get some perspective, and realize why we shouldn't take everything so seriously all the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Finding and exploring the neatest areas of Austin. Enjoying frivolous but entertaining conversation. Competing with my friends at sports, video games, and any other fun competitions we concoct. Relaxing and being intimate with the people I'm closest to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really keep any secrets, and I'm usually an open book about most subjects. If you have any questions, feel free to ask! I'm not shy, and I won't be offended.
You should message me if
You are passionate about your future, whatever pursuit it may be. You are intelligent, and can hold your own in a conversation. You definitely aren't very uptight, and you don't take yourself too seriously. Sense of humor is a must. And don't bother messaging me if you can believe it's not butter. I've been burned before and I'm not ready to go down that road again. I'm willing to negotiate on the rest, but you have to message me first!