UAlmostCaughtMe
29Canastota, United States
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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Ashley, and I live in a nice house somewhere in Canastota with my fiancé and four devious cats. I'm not too fond of going out to clubs, but I have been known to be lured out of my comfy blanket fort with the promise of Guinness and chicken wings. In a pinch coffee will also do. Looking for friends only right now, none of that hanky panky here.

I like to read, write, play tennis, badminton, racquetball, and volleyball. Mind you I'm not very good at any of those sports, but at least I can provide entertainment whilst chasing after the ball and inventing new curse words. I also love to sing karaoke, do puzzles, draw, paint, hike, go canoeing, watch movies, and go out to eat.

If you think you want to be friends with me, be brave and hit that message button. A word of caution though...You seriously think you're going to get a response with "Hey"? I mean, it's a classic greeting and all but it doesn't give me much to go on. Com'mon guys, if you want ANY girl to respond for the love of pizza and chocolate try writing out a sentence or two. There's a good lad.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as a Registered Nurse in a local hospital, paying off student loans (shoot me now), fighting off an addiction to coffee (really don't know if that one's gonna happen), getting into trouble, planning a wedding
I’m really good at
Making friends and making people laugh. I also like to think I can cook a decent meal when I'm in the mood and have more than one person to cook for. It's no fun cooking for only one person.
The first things people usually notice about me
People tell me I have a nice smile while some people comment on my eyes. If we were strangers that just happened to be sitting at the same table amongst a group of strangers, I think you would say that I'm outgoing and make friends easily. I'm that person who gets the conversational ball rolling, and our table usually has a lot of laughter and talking going on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read, and always can be found with my nose in a book somewhere. I could never choose a favorite book among them all, but I can name a few favorite authors: Linda Howard, Karen Robards, Suzanne Brockmann, Laurell K Hamilton, J.K. Rowlings, Janet Evanovich, Mary Janice Davidson, Stephanie Meyers...the list goes on and on and on. Movies, I love all Disney movies, the Jurassic Park series, Sister Act, Beverly Hills Ninja, Avatar, Knight and Day, the Batman series (FYI Batman is so much cooler than Superman)...all sorts of movies. As for food, I love food, period. Mexican, Indian, Thai, French, Italian, Mongolian, Seafood, Barbeque, American food...I love it all! Music? Everything from country to pop to classical to Disney songs to 80s, 90s, and some rap. Really the only thing I don't listen to that much is heavy metal.
Six things I could never do without
1) Family

2) Pets

3) Books

4) Friends

5) Laughter

6) Music

7) LOVE
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Getting my motorcycle license, my pilots license, learning how to play new instruments, wondering how the hell am I going to pay for this wedding?! And okay, I'll be honest, I spend a lot of time imagining what my cats are thinking. (Hey, human-servant, my dish is empty. You must feed me and then pet me now.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Schmoozing at home binge watching Netflix probably
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not good with blood and gore in movies. I have to hide my face in the nearest convenient object, whether it be a pillow or a shoulder.
You should message me if
1) You've won the lottery and have the sudden urge to split it with me
2) You can draw a square without any straight lines
3) You can lick your elbow
5) You noticed that I skipped #4
6) You travel through time and space in a machine called the Tardis
7) You know who the Hero of Canton is
8) You actually read my profile
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