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My self-summary
Let's try this again.

Alright, let's see here. I graduated from Ball State University in 2005. My degree is in Telecommunications, Production Option, Multimedia Emphasis.

Ummm… I am staying in Indiana right now because I have nowhere else to go.

Oh yeah, I'm also a diehard Mac user. Have been using them since kindergarten and still use them today. I have owned six: an Indigo iMac G3, a PowerBook G4, an iMac G5, an iMac with an Intel Core Duo processor, a MacBook Pro with an Intel Core 2 Duo processor, and a 13" MacBook Pro with an Intel i7. The iMac G5 was sold, and I miss it dearly. The two MacBook Pros and the PowerBook were stolen, and I'm pretty livid about that.

I'm a fan of Nintendo.

Also, after 30 years of life, I finally self-diagnosed myself with Poland Syndrome. I've always had it, I just didn't know it had a name.

I am friendly, curious, and Dennis. I am INTP-T (
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a geek.

I joined a talent agency outside of Indianapolis and I've appeared in commercials all over the place… or at least all over the places that my single commercials have played. But yeah, I'm on TV!

Look for me in an episode of Parks and Recreation!
I’m really good at
I'm not really good at very much anymore, but I do play piano, trombone, mallet percussion (orchestra bells, xylophone, vibraphone, marimba, and such), and, apparently, drum set.

I'm pretty okay at DDR.

Being a HOT piece of chocolate!
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. I've been told they're pretty before.

By football players.

Yeah, I walked away slowly on that one…

Also, my voice. Meet me or chat with me on the phone some time, and you'll know why.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(a) I dislike books, for the most part, but some favorites include 1984, Candide, Dante's Inferno, and The Giver (b) Favorite Movies include The Incredibles, Spider-Man, X-Men, Resident Evil, and Resident Evil: Outbreak. (c) Favorite Music includes most of the soundtracks to the video games I own, the various iTunes anthems, and things like the Hampsterdance
Six things I could never do without
Most of my things were stolen in 2016, and I realize that I actually can do without them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I've been with my life. Where I'm going with my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't drink or smoke, and I'm not the greatest social butterfly, so, yeah.

Maybe playing any of the Nintendo video game consoles.

Maybe a little karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
… private. Talk to me, maybe I'll tell you then.

Oh, I've watched the entirety of Cowboy Bebop through Netflix.

I was the Ultimate Game Boy of Indianapolis in 2000. My winning essay went like this:

"What would I do without Game Boy? I shudder at the possibilities. Without Game Boy, i would have to spend hours upon hours actually conversing with my brothers and sisters as we trek along the road on....ugh.... family trips! Without Game Boy, Link would never have awakened. Without Game Boy, I could not continue my dream to become the world's greatest Pokemon master, and hundreds of Pokemon would wander endlessly into the dark expanses of the night, searching for a master that would never be. And, most importantly, without Game Boy..... I'd be really, really bored. That'd be bad."

Check out the other winners at this throwback site:
You should message me if
You want to talk to the coolest kid in school. RIght, sure, whatever on that one…

If you're into video games, and would like to play sometime

And you're a woman. I may have done musical theatre, but I'm not and will probably never be gay. Unless you're Anderson Cooper or Neil Patrick Harris.

There's manhood under those tights…

I'm not actively pursuing much right now, so if you want it, you may have to take the first step here. Call me a hopeless romantic, but it would be nice to be sought after for once.
The two of us