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My self-summary
I'm just a dude playing a dude, disguised as another dude!

But in other news, I'm sure there's a bunch of shit that separates me from the other dudes. I'm just not articulate enough to put down my thoughts in a convincing manner. But i feel like having all my teeth, a career, a truck, and a love for life ain't a bad a starting point yeah?

The best way to describe me is probably something like a mix of Canadian/American/Dog. Two of which are a mindset and one of which is geographical.

I grew up by the beach and now live by the beach. It really doesn't get better than that. Well...maybe if the water was a little warmer (and recently not full of fucking sharks!)

I mean I'm into a lot of goofy shit...just ask and we may have something in common.
What I’m doing with my life
Work, Hockey, and School

But thats only Mon-Fri.
I’m really good at
Getting myself in trouble.
Saying that quirky impossibly clever shit that makes you laugh and hate me at the same time.
Being crude and wildly inappropriate.
Sleeping. (I once fell asleep standing up...its a good story and i tell it often)
Enjoying the 3 Blues of my life:
Blue Collar
Blue line hockey
The first things people usually notice about me
Height and Laughter for suuuure!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Um. Lets see..

Awol on the Appalachian Trail, R.A. Salvatore's Series, Most of Dan Abnett, I read a lot of sci-fi/fantasy novels cause...well im a total geek.

Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, End of Watch, Die Hard, Skyfall, Django, Avatar, The Worlds Fastest Indian, A-Team, Hobbit, Avengers, Ghost in the Darkness, District 9, Departures, Jiro dreams of sushi, Patriot, Last of the Mahicans, I can go on forever...i like so many different types of movies its crazy.

Chicago Blues, Hardcore, Metal, Classic Rock, basically anything I can get my hands on.
:: Black Keys, Howlin Wolf, Motohiro Hata, Bane, Comeback Kid, This is Hell, Old school Metallica, Motorhead, Journey, Drake, Danger Doom, Wu-tang, Steve Miller, Tom Petty, Fleetwood Mac, Meteors, Mad Sin, Dashboard Confessional, Secondhands Serenade, Boston, annnnd we'll finish up Wayne. hahah why not.

Food: FOOOOOOOOD! But my favorites are Mexican and Italian...fuuuuck ya!
Six things I could never do without
Family & Friends
Naps (Unbelievable how awesome naps have truely become)
My bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I mean we all think about all sorts of things...

But if i had to name a few im going with

-Why women in the city are always frowning.
-Why the fuck something on my elevator is broken.
-How the hell did i get cut again? (Oh well daily blood sacrifice to the elevator gods)
-I'm hungry
-Did i just break that?
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm being honest I spend more Fridays at home than out and about. Part of the downfall of being an adult with a taxing job on the body.

Or sometmes im working somewhere in the city fixing some buildings elevator over night.

When i do get out though i enjoy going out to dinner and just straight having conversations with people or friends. Its nice to have a civil convo since at work my partner and I spend like 98% of the day being lewd perverted humor crackin working machines....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do not have an appendix.

Or a lot of patience for bullshit it seems.
You should message me if
Yanno, you wanna go halvesies, maybe?
The two of us