44Fort Myers, United States
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My self-summary
Ok, so I hear that if I write something funny, you will look at my pic longer and want to date me, so here I go: I know it's hard to believe but I am a .... man. Yes, it's true. And it has come to my attention that we men have needs. I personally have a need to sit next to someone of the female persuasion and admire your earlobes. Ok, there are many things I'd like to admire about a woman, the earlobes are just where I start. I am looking for a passionate, fiery woman who is willing to speak in foreign accents with me, drink the occasional mimosa, have inspiring talks about what's wrong with the world and how awesome it is that we are in it to make it better. I also like muppets, (yes, I've been trying to get over this addiction for many years). If you check out my post I would seriously consider trying Buddhism, yoga, and even caviar.

Seriously, though I want someone to woo, charm, and engage in many romantic activities with. I like movies, museums, plays, goofing off, the occasional sporting event, and trying new things as long as there are not so many chances to break some part of my body. Oh massages are also good, both giving and getting
What I’m doing with my life
I am a director and sometimes comedian. I teach drama to all ages and I want to be a writer. I would like to write books for kids like the ones Judy Blume or Louis Sachar wrote. I have written a play or two and recently finished a short story about my cat. Yeah, I was bored.
I’m really good at
being perceptive, making people laugh, foreign accents, directing plays, cherry picking, causing havoc, being lazy, , writing, making people feel good about themselves, talking about things I know nothing about, having someone make me the occasional meal, massages. Oh yeah, standing up. I rock at standing up.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am kind and funny, articulate and smart, wise and well read.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Prince of Tides, The Power of One, Shogun, good mysteries, anything by Neil Gaiman.
Movies: The Big Easy, Heathers, Schindlers list, Shawshank Redemption, Serenity, about 5 bazillion others.
Music: Beatles, Green Day, Beastie Boys, 60's soul, They Might be Giants. I direct musicals, so I do like Broadway stuff, currently like the Book of Mormon.
Shows: Community, Dexter, the Walking Dead, Buffy, True Blood, Sons of Anarchy, Soap
Food: I recently have fallen in love with Burmese. I will usually eat anything, not big on Japanese, Ethiopian, or seafood, though.
Six things I could never do without
Chocolate, hot tubs, good books, massages, good conversation, and a play to work on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Women, politics, women, books, plays, women, the duality of man, women, art, psychology, music, women. Did I mention love? Oh, and women.
On a typical Friday night I am
Seeing a movie, play, or show. Out for a beer, snuggling with my cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Like you really want to hear about my comic book collection. Ok, you don't.
You should message me if
If you can also make me laugh.
if you are smart and artistic.
Loving and warm.
Think you can put up with me and my funny accents.
Love Muppets.
Down for an LTR or just some fun.
Like to be romanced.
The two of us