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My self-summary
I'm looking for someone who's got some panache. I spend my weekends getting brunch, teaching kids to fence, and meandering.
What I’m doing with my life
Freshly moved back to Pittsburgh to pursue an MBA. Taking contracts here and there to pay the bills.
I’m really good at
My best party trick is writing everyone's name in Hieroglyphs. You can get your very own limited edition napkin cartouche with a nice message! Order now!

Proprioception. I never look down at the stairs when I walk and I always reach for things without looking at them. Hell, I would think that after twenty-whatever years in my body I'd consider myself good at using it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I like smiling a lot. I smile like a dork

"This guy is like, really, hilariously vain." Think Stephen Colbert with a few more anime and d20 references
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I tend to flail about topic-wise when I'm not reading things that are 3000 years old. I've lately settled on biographies, but I imagine that wont last. My brother and I swap books every few months and it's awesome.

Music: The Glitch Mob, Avenged Sevenfold, Gotan Project, Florence and the Machine, Portishead, Led Zeppelin, Muddy Waters, Astor Piazzolla, Jesper Kyd, Bajofondo, La Roux, Massive Attack, Queens of the Stone Age, Woodkid, Kyuss, AWOLNATION

I also like wildly inappropriate mashups. Like, Notorious B.I.G and Miley Cyrus - level inappropriate.

TV Shows:It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Daredevil, Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagann, Star Trek, Arrested Development, Hell on Wheels, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Game of Thrones, Attack on Titan, Arrow, Archer, Macross, Mobile Suit Gundam, Rick and Morty, Mr. Robot, Stranger Things

Movies: The Dark Knight, Princess Mononoke, District 9, The Lord of the Rings, Inglorious Basterds, The King's Speech, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Redline, Dredd, PACIFIC RIM

I really have a thing for media featuring giant robots. I swear I'm not 12.

I play also a fair number of games, really enjoyed The Witcher 3, Overwatch, and the Mass Effect series. I've dabbled in a bit of everything on the PC!
Six things I could never do without
Garrus Vakarian
I could swear I had something for here...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do if a SWAT team just burst into whatever room I'm in.

Are chokers a thing again? I really hope they are. Chokers are hot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Enforcing vigilante justice (this has seriously happened), going to the gym, or playing video games.

Checking out the city for Pokemon. My team of all stars includes "MomsSpaghetti", "Houdini", and a cheeky bugger
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a giant fluffly pink stuffed octopus, and he's the final boss to get to me. He is a vicious, jealous, covetous beast named Rango
You should message me if
We have some things in common. I like talking with people who have a strong foundation in geekery. Physical fitness is another big plus.
The two of us