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My self-summary
I just realized that I've had this account for like 10 years and never once have I put my name in my profile. I'm Jimmy.

I'm a huge gamer. I play Magic casually, I keep up to date on video games, I have a decent board game collection, 40k collection and table top RPG library.

I fight. I'm a member of the Belegarth Medieval Combat Society. What does that mean? It's complicated. It's like a LARP with minimal role playing and way more injuries. It's extremely physical and gets me outdoors. See my profile pics. I've been doing it for 15 years.

Now all the real life stuff. They're after all the fun stuff because my degree or job or how much money I have in the bank is not what defines me. I have my BS in Electronics Engineering Technology from DeVry. I work tech support for Comcast. I get yelled at a lot.

See why I wouldn't want to bring that up first? It sounds boring to me too.

I am passionate about my hobbies and my friends, a fantastic listener and conversationalist and very difficult to offend.
What I’m doing with my life
So actually I'm going through a lot of changes. Nothing life shattering, but I'm doing a lot to try to take care of my health.

Drinking 3L of water a day, working out almost daily. Setting goals for myself.

Lets be real. Change is hard. I have good weeks, I have bad weeks. It's like I'm human or something.

I still relax and have fun, but I'm trying rearrange my priorities.
I’m really good at
I am Atlas. I try to carry the world on my shoulders. If you have a problem I want to solve it. If you have a burden I want to carry it. When good people feel bad I want to move mountains to fix it.

I'm really good at reading people. I really enjoy telling people about themselves and surprising them with how much I can guess about them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm large and loud. I make people laugh, like the kind where they turn red and roll around on the ground. I have sass for days.

I have long luxurious hair. I love my hair.

I'm real. I don't sugar coat. I'm not hiding anything. If you don't like me now lying about who I am won't make you like me later.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A: Several 40k novels, including the Horus Hersey series and Rynn's World, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Drizzt Series, LOTR, Sandman comics, This Perfect Day. The Harry Potter Series. How to be the Pope.

B: Fight Club, Constantine, Matrix, The Butterfly Effect, High Fidelity, Dogma. Pirates of the Caribbean, Disturbing Behavior, John Wick, Mad Max: Fury Road, Crazy Stupid Love. The entire MCU.

C: The Walking Dead, GoT, The Newsroom, Steven Universe, Westworld, Shameless. All things DC or Marvel.

D: Nuked this from orbit, not much music lately.

E: Real ethnic kick lately, especially Mediterranean and middle eastern. Lots of shwarma. Some indian too. I like pretty much everything. Except mushrooms.

F: (Holy shit. He added a catagory, can he do that!?!) Games. My all time top 3 favorite video games are Final Fantasy Tactics, Final Fantasy VI, and Rock 'n Roll racing. Super Nintendo was my favorite era of gaming. Lately I've been playing a lot of X Com 2, League, Civ 6 and Overwatch. I can talk gaming for hours. I'm part of the PC master race now, but was a console gamer for years. I love retrogaming and retrocades.
Six things I could never do without
6? ::Sigh:: My phone. The entirety of the knowledge of the world in the palm of my hands, plus cat pics.

My car. I have a lot of hobbies that require travel and cargo room.

My close friends. The family I chose. My friends keep me sane. Top shelf.

Air conditioning. I like my room like an ice chest.


My 2 adorable kittens, Lux and Swain.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get you to respond to my messages.
On a typical Friday night I am
........ Working. My schedule is balls for being social. So this is the things I'd RATHER be doing:

Out at a card shop playing Magic. I have an EDH group that plays 7-2 Friday nights.

At the movies. I try to catch a flick every Friday night, I LOVE going to the movies. I go to the expensive theater buy the expensive popcorn and drink the expensive soda. I love it. I hardly ever run into a movie I don't like. Have you seen a movie? Thought it was bad? I probably liked it. I often hear "How could you have possibly thought that crap was good?"

I don't like bars and generally avoid them. I only drink maybe 6 times a year. When I do it's with purpose. Because I enjoy mixing my own drinks I never know what to order in a bar, and whenever I get the tab I only stare at it and think how many strawberry daiquiris I could have made at home (or someone else's home, have blender will travel, but only drink if I can crash). I also hate beer and wine. Fruity mixed drinks or bust.

I occasionally smoke pot socially.
You should message me if
Thought about this section a lot more. Lets go with this.

I don't play games. I'm not messaging you to get in your pants. I have emotions and I have zero issues expressing them. I'm pretty funny. I enjoy being a rock in a storm. If these things appeal to you message me and maybe we can get to the "But wait, there's more!"
The two of us