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My self-summary
Now's your chance to meet the man critics have called "Hey you," "that guy," and "what are you doing with my lawn chair?"

I'm always into trying new things and spend way too much time clicking through Wikipedia or MSDN articles. Beer and board games are in my opinion the best two things ever created.
What I’m doing with my life
I go to some industrial park and poke at a computer during the day. I alternately run or drink in the evenings.
I’m really good at
Troubleshooting by eliminating possibilities in as wide swaths as possible. Also I can put a computer together and fix minor home tech problems, which surprisingly is a big deal to some people. I'll build your next computer with free labor, you just have to deal with me talking your ear off explaining what a computer actually is.

I can do anything as long as I Google how to first, and I'm glad to be living in the era where that is possible.
The first things people usually notice about me
My gorgeous hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Discworld books are good, I'm almost done with an entire character arc. For non-fiction, programming books or anything technical.

Commando, Hard Boiled, No Country for Old Men, The Story of Rikki, and Requiem for a Dream are some of my favorite movies. Usually happy with old action stuff, or super immature R, or actually adult R, or just something really bizarre or trashy.

Some favorite shows are Dexter, The Wire, Deadwood, House, Arrested Development, and Archer. Though I don't actually watch TV anymore, I mostly just check out my YouTube subscriptions.

Music-wise I like Rush, Tool, Aphex Twin, Radiohead, and in general I like rock and electronic music.

I like all kinds of Asian food, and anything spicy.

Why isn't there a video game section here? I'm jaded about games at this point, it has to have top notch mechanics and/or design to keep me interested. Braid, Hotline Miami, FTL, Super Meat Boy, and Antichamber would fit that description.
Six things I could never do without
Minimal support running shoes - running on your toes is the way to go.

Soylent - been waiting for Bachelor Chow since Futurama premiered.

Self-cleaning everything - shower and litter box so far, can't justify a carpet cleaner at this point but I'd love to watch my cats freak out over that.

Adderall - taking care of business all day, total life-changer.

Smartphone - I just wish it had decent games, I don't have the pocket space to lug around a 3DS.

Beer - duh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where all the flowers have gone. Or where they were in the first place. Aren't the Dutch to blame for that one?

How people have time to pay any attention to the noise the media keeps churning out. There's not one thing more interesting they could be doing than listening about which celebrity did what, or what out-of-context soundbite some politician's opponents whipped into news?

How this country is the last superpower and our internet access sucks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Killing people with friends over Skype. It's like Words With Friends, but with less vocab and more violence.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm actually an assassin sent from the future to kill the person who was supposed to invent inverted legwarmers. They would have got real big in 2015. You're welcome.
You should message me if
You know what Discworld is.
You've seen Braindead/Dead Alive.
You'd rather drink from a glass than a red solo cup.
You've played any of the following: Braid, FTL, Super Meat Boy, Katamari Damacy, Ghost Trick, or The Stanley Parable.
You know how to guarantee best work first round in Princes of Florence, and how much that's worth paying for.
You understand a programming language.
The two of us