Unique__name
30 La Crosse, United States
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My self-summary
I love life. I am particularly talented at "seizing the day". My passions include semi-professional hot dog eating contests, karaoke and talking about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Not much.
I’m really good at
I'm excellent at being a sarcastic bastard.
The first things people usually notice about me
The giant, awkward growth on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books
-I don't read any god damned books.

Favorite Movies
-I don't watch any god damned movies.

Favorite Shows
-Fuck TV

Favorite Music
-Music is my life... Nope, fuck music too.

Favorite food
-Beef Jerky.
The six things I could never do without
- My cat
- Burritos
- Pornography
- Justice
- My watch
- I can't think of six things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Different types of cheese.
On a typical Friday night I am
Crying softly to myself and singing to my cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I spend my Friday nights crying softly to myself and singing to my cat.
You should message me if
You want to talk about beef jerky.
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