I have very strong morals but flexible ethics, as I believe all with a philosophically minded love of observation are inclined to be. Romantically realistic but driven by a hopeful need for love and companionship. I believe we as people are smart enough to have a more honest approach to relationships at this stage in our societies development. I think that for most humans choosing a romantic mate for life is normal part of our biology but sexual monogamy isn't. I have never cheated but I have never not been cheated on. It's illogical for me to assume at this point that having a totally monogamous relationship is possible or necessary. This is the way we are and I don't believe there is anything wrong with that as long as we are honest with each other about our needs. My work means I am out for months at a time. How could I expect someone I love to be deprived of their needs while I'm away and how could I not want to fulfill my own needs to completion when I'm finally free to? I love sex and sexual expression and am accommodating as well as possessed by many fetishes and forms of alternative life styles. I'm giver and have never failed to please my intimate partners. The only secret to sex is communication and with a little patience nothing is unachievable.
I want a healthy relationship with a fulfilling life partner. One free of jealously and fear and repression. One where I can hide nothing and support my love ones dreams and ambitious. I want to work hard to be successful and happy in my career, my art and at home with my family. I want to maximize my potential and help the people I care about maximize theirs. Love should be liberating and rewarding. That's what I want and that's what I am willing to work towards with the right woman.
I like traveling and have been to Bolivia, Canada, France, Germany, Belgium, The Netherlands, Ireland, Korea, Japan, Hong Kong and the Philippines. I like humor, comedy, involving myself in real life action and adventure, art. You can find me at shows rallying, telling stories and making friends with strangers or maybe I am sitting in a park watching the clouds. After I'm done working on the Great Lakes I'll probably go substance hunting in my home town back in Alaska before heading to the farm in Hawaii. Then mostly likely overseas for some real RnR.
Whipping a crowd into an angry mob.
Kicking apples off the heads of midgets.
Finding magical people, places, things and stuff.
Writing awesome back stories for my D&D characters.
Quickly understanding the inner depths of a person non-judgmentally.
My complete lack of awkwardness.
My vibrant love of story telling.
I bare my teeth at people I don't like like a gorilla.
I float like a butterfly, fall like a giraffe.
Movies: Apocalypse Now, Yojimbo, Sanjiro, Dreams, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Sympathy for Mr. vengeance, The Watchmen, Bladerunner, Inglorious Basterds, 300, The Departed, Total Recall, Robocop, Aliens, Predator, The Neverending Story, Labyrinth, Bram Stroker's Dracula, Get Him to the Greek, TMNT, A Clockwork Orange, My Way, The Shining, Blue Velvet, Phallus in Wonderland, Hellraiser, Battle Royal, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Zoolander, Star Wars 4-6, The Front Line, John Carpenter's The Thing, The Little Mermaid, Rosemary's Baby, Escape from New York, Escape from LA, The Dark Knight, Batman, Godzilla Vs. Biollante, Kung Fu Hustle, The Seventh Seal, Willow, Lord of the Rings, Das Boot, 21 Jump Street, The Last Unicorn, The Yellow Sea, The 13th Warrior, Kingdom of Heaven, Braveheart, V for Vendetta, Gangs of New York, 4 Brothers, Good Fellas, Troy, 12 Monkeys, Liar Lair, Sin City, The Pianist, Downfall, Nan King: The City of Life and Death, Heavy Metal, Ghostbusters, Dawn of the Dead, Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight,
Shows: Adventure Time, Dr. Who, Star Trek, South Park, Red Dwarf, Archer, The Walking Dead, Fresh Prince, Family Guy, American Dad, Big Bang Theory, Lie to Me, Doll House, Firefly, metalocalypse, Flash Forward, Super Jail, Sherlock, Arrested Developement, Pirates of Darkwater, The Venture Brothers, Community, Twilight Zone, Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Brooklyn 99, Broad City (Ilana is my celebrity crush)
Video games!: Morrowind, Oblivion Skyrim, Mass Effect (changed my life actually), Legacy of Kain, FFVII, Fallout III, Shadowrun (SNES), Doom, Half Life, Portal, Deadpool, Kings Quest, Battle Field > COD, God of War, Castlevania, Legend of Zelda, Smash Brothers.
Food? Anything that keeps me aliiiiiive.
Music: this could become quite the list so I will stick to the ones I couldn't live with out... GWAR, ICP, TŸR, Iced Earth, Decapitated, 2ne1, Wagner, Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, Opeth, Twiztid, Immortal Technique, f(x), Tool, Immolation, Combichrist, Amon Amarth, Deicide, Die Antwoord, Anaal Nathrakh, Simon and Garfunkel, Windir, KMFDM, Holtz, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Of The Wand And The Moon, Sol Invictus, Origin, Malevolent Creation, God Dethroned, Beethoven, Tech Nine, Vader, Unleashed, 4minute, Danzig, Oingo Boingo, Death, Cynic, Mr. Bungle, Cypress Hill, Björk, Belphegor, Dirt Nasty, Pig Destroyer, Wintersun, Arkona, Faith and the Muse, Mindless Self Indulgence, Demons and Wizards, Chopin.
Animals of all types. (Seriously, give me all the cats, dogs, reptiles and spiders.)
My spirit guides.
Domination of augmenting realities
Making beats, guitar riffs, songs and lyrics in my head all day long.
Running around destroying imaginary enemies.
All these passions I am immersed in and how to contribute to the fields of creativity I love.
When I will finally be turned into a cyborg.
Dancing like where the wild things are.
Pretending the world takes place in the Mad Max universe.
My wiener is actually a H.R. Geiger xenomorph double jaw.
I have a degree in therapeutic massage.
Love beer hate hops.
One time I met Jason Mamoa and was smart enough to be wearing my tusks I got from a wild Hawaiian boar I killed on the big island. He was proud of me.
I'm generally distrusting of people who identify as purely straight.
You're a musician and want to jam.
You're a nerd and want to clash creatively on a wide variety of subjects.
You're a nomad and want to rally like a renegade.
You want to read and give me feed back on a Super Ghouls 'N Ghost fan fiction I started writing because I'm shy about sharing my incomplete serious works.
You want to be the other half of an extreme rap duo and make songs about aliens, wizards, cyborgs and angsty social injustice.
You are comfortably possessed of an extreme pragmatism and a healthy cynicism.
You want to make a badass new friend and take it from there.