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My self-summary
I'm a mariner, musician and writer. Rouge barbarian but secretly spellsword. Ganondorf is my hero. My turn ons are a big sexy brain and a twisted sense of humor. Making awful jokes and rambling about history over a jar of whiskey while listening to whiskey in the jar is my idea of a good night. Bon fires, mead, music, magic. Traveling the world looking for mythological creatures to make underground art with.

Work has taken me to the great lakes till fall.
What I’m doing with my life
For my day job I work on boats so I work half the year and the other half I have off to do whatever I wish. For my souls satisfaction I am a writer and musician. I play guitar, bass, I sing and I write all the music and lyrics for a blackened death metal band and am working my second album. I split creative duties of a post industrial folk band with an LA dj with whom we are about to record our first full length album. I rap but I am shy about it, haha. I am also working on two books; one is a dystopian scifi the other is a modern horror about Ragnarok.

I like traveling and have been to Bolivia, Canada, France, Germany, Belgium, The Netherlands, Ireland, Korea, Japan, Hong Kong and the Philippines. I like humor, comedy, involving myself in real life action and adventure, art. You can find me at shows rallying, telling stories and making friends with strangers or maybe I am sitting in a park watching the clouds.
I’m really good at
Making things that make sounds make noise.

Whipping a crowd into an angry mob.

Kicking apples off the heads of midgets.

Finding magical people, places, things and stuff.

Writing awesome back stories for my D&D characters.
The first things people usually notice about me
My intensity!

My complete lack of awkwardness.

My vibrant love of story telling.

I bare my teeth at people I don't like like a gorilla.

I float like a butterfly, fall like a giraffe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Musashi, Taiko, Gates of Fire, The Red Lion, The Satanic Bible, The Mysterious Stranger, The Circus of Dr. Lao, The Havamal, The Art of Shen Ku, The Lord of the Rings, Shōgun, The Book of Five Rings.

Movies: Apocalypse Now, Yojimbo, Sanjiro, Dreams, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Sympathy for Mr. vengeance, The Watchmen, Bladerunner, Inglorious Basterds, 300, The Departed, Total Recall, Robocop, Aliens, Predator, The Neverending Story, Labyrinth, Bram Stroker's Dracula, Get Him to the Greek, TMNT, A Clockwork Orange, My Way, The Shining, Blue Velvet, Phallus in Wonderland, Hellraiser, Battle Royal, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Zoolander, Star Wars 4-6, The Front Line, John Carpenter's The Thing, The Little Mermaid, Rosemary's Baby, Escape from New York, Escape from LA, The Dark Knight, Batman, Godzilla Vs. Biollante, Kung Fu Hustle, The Seventh Seal, Willow, Lord of the Rings, Das Boot, 21 Jump Street, The Last Unicorn, The Yellow Sea, The 13th Warrior, Kingdom of Heaven, Braveheart, V for Vendetta, Gangs of New York, 4 Brothers, Good Fellas, Troy, 12 Monkeys, Liar Lair, Sin City, The Pianist, Downfall, Nan King: The City of Life and Death, Heavy Metal, Ghostbusters, Dawn of the Dead, Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight,

Shows: Adventure Time, Dr. Who, Star Trek, South Park, Red Dwarf, Archer, The Walking Dead, Fresh Prince, Family Guy, American Dad, Big Bang Theory, Lie to Me, Doll House, Firefly, metalocalypse, Flash Forward, Super Jail, Sherlock, Arrested Developement, Pirates of Darkwater, The Venture Brothers, Community, Twilight Zone, Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Brooklyn 99.

Video games!: Morrowind, Oblivion Skyrim, Mass Effect (changed my life actually), Legacy of Kain, FFVII, Fallout III, Shadowrun (SNES), Doom, Half Life, Portal, Deadpool, Kings Quest, Battle Field > COD, God of War, Castlevania, Legend of Zelda, Smash Brothers.

Food? Anything that keeps me aliiiiiive.

Music: this could become quite the list so I will stick to the ones I couldn't live with out... GWAR, ICP, TŸR, Iced Earth, Decapitated, 2ne1, Wagner, Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, Opeth, Twiztid, Immortal Technique, f(x), Tool, Immolation, Combichrist, Amon Amarth, Deicide, Die Antwoord, Anaal Nathrakh, Simon and Garfunkel, Windir, KMFDM, Holtz, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Of The Wand And The Moon, Sol Invictus, Origin, Malevolent Creation, God Dethroned, Beethoven, Tech Nine, Vader, Unleashed, 4minute, Danzig, Oingo Boingo, Death, Cynic, Mr. Bungle, Cypress Hill, Björk, Belphegor, Dirt Nasty, Pig Destroyer, Wintersun, Arkona, Faith and the Muse, Mindless Self Indulgence, Demons and Wizards, Chopin.
The six things I could never do without
Blast beats.

My passport.

Inappropriate jokes.

Animals of all types. (Seriously, give me all the cats, dogs and reptiles. Even the spiders >.<)

My spirit guides. (Who kind of hate me, haha)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Making beats, guitar riffs, songs and lyrics in my head all day long.

Running around destroying imaginary enemies. Mostly orcs. Fuck orcs.

All these passions I am immersed in and how to contribute to the fields of creativity I love.

When I will finally be turned into a cyborg.
On a typical Friday night I am
Consuming the mana of everything around me and gaining enough energy from it that I explode into a whirlwind of overwhelming and unforgiving charisma.

Dancing like where the wild things are.

Pretending the world takes place in the Mad Max universe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time I put a listerine power pack strip in my eye. It was minty fresh.

I am a Demon who has come to help my transdimentional astral brothers destroy the earth.

I have a Star Trek tattoo.

My wiener is actually a H.R. Geiger xenomorph double jaw.

I have a degree in therapeutic massage.

Love beer hate hops.

One time I met Jason Mamoa and was smart enough to be wearing my tusks I got from a wild Hawaiian boar I killed on the big island.
You should message me if
You're a real person looking to becoming more yourself.

You're a musician and want to jam.

You're a nerd and want to clash creatively on a wide variety of subjects.

You're a nomad and want to rally like a renegade.

You want to read and give me feed back on a Super Ghouls 'N Ghost fan fiction I started writing because I'm shy about sharing my incomplete serious works.

You want to be the other half of an extreme rap duo and make songs about aliens, wizards and cyborgs.

Extreme pragmatism and a healthy cynicism.

You want to make a badass new friend and take it from there.